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Healthy Eating Quotes Funny
Health food is where the food is good for you and tastes terrible.
I was so busy worrying about what I was going to eat that I never thought to worry about what else I was going to eat.
A body is a sacred thing. It is not something that you should have to be ashamed of.
Eating right doesn’t have to be bland or tasteless. There is only one rule to remember, and that is to eat fresh foods and stay away from processed foods.
If you are going to act like a healthy person, you might as well look like one.
Eat right, exercise, and die anyway.
The food pyramid is upside down. It should be a pyramid in which the base is narrow and the top is extensive.
The greatest enemy of good health is not sickness but certain habits of thought.
It is not that hard to stick to a diet, and there are various ways of counting calories.
Happiness is a warm pizza.
People are into diets. They go on diets and lose weight, and then they gain it right back again.
I am phobic about sugar.
Once, an American placed a bet on me that he would eat only one meal a week. He won several times.
I never refuse to eat pizza. To me, there is nothing like it. I do not care how many calories it has in it.
The index at the back of my book gives every recipe thirty items, and only twenty of them are fruit and vegetables. I think this is too many for a healthy diet. I have got to find an excuse to cut down.
You can eat all kinds of food if you do not put anything in your mouth but fruit and vegetables.
The main thing is not to worry about your body. You cannot live in a vacuum.
It is surprising how much one can live on, according to taste, without ever eating a piece of meat. Meat is for those who cannot
You should have seen the headlines when I said that the main thing was not to lose weight. The main thing was to keep it off.
If your doctor says you are on a diet, he is your enemy.
My wife likes to eat but doesn’t know how to cook. I do.
The idea of being thin is good in itself. It isn’t necessary to be light at all.
I recently read a report that said if you want to lose weight, you should drunkenly eat two eggs every morning. I was wondering why they didn’t recommend eating two hamsters.
Funny Quotes about Eating Healthy
I am opposed to the term diet. It implies that there is a type of food you can eat and another type you cannot.
If I were on a diet and the only thing available was broccoli, I would still eat it.
I do not think that a healthy diet consists entirely of vegetables. I think there is nothing wrong with potatoes, rice and bread. Even bacon is an acceptable vegetable.
I was opposed to the term’ diet.’ I believe that a healthy diet should include all kinds of food.
My wife likes to eat but doesn’t know how to cook. I do. I like potatoes.
If I were on a diet, the only thing available to me would be broccoli. I would eat it.
Grammatically, pizza is a plural noun and should always have a plural verb. Pizzas are good
I am phobic about sugar. It is an unreasonable fear because it is tough to find things that do not contain sugar these days.
My New Year resolved to lose weight, not to be a resolution.
When you see a skinny chef, know that a large kitchen supplies the meals.
Martin Luther King had a dream. It was about four sandwich platters.
The best part of being pregnant is the morning sickness, where all you have to do is close your eyes and imagine food.
Diets are for people who are thick and tired of them. Thin people with low expectations always diet.
A diet that once has been truly Spartan is never easy to return to the way it was.
I am a gym rat. I go to the gym every day. I do not really have time for TV. And I do not have time for food.
I must have an amazing metabolism because I can eat all day long and never gain a pound.
I do not have a sweet tooth; I have a sausage roll!
Stop me from having junk food. Don’t treat me like some animal!
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I only eat organic food unless it tastes better than regular.
Eating Healthy Quotes Funny
Anyone can lose weight with chocolate if they do not mind expanding their waistline a little bit.
Say cheese! Ah, I already did.
My diet is all Oreos and candy because I haven’t found an Oreo or a piece of candy that I do not like yet.
A plate of donuts represents a failure in life.
Diet is just a bunch of foods you do not like to eat. Wanting to be thin is wanting to be someone else.
The hardest part about losing weight is waiting for the pizza delivery guy to show up after I have seen a slice of pizza on TV.
Chocolate cake has never been a dress size.
Eating healthy is simply looking at the dessert tray and deciding that you are not hungry right now.
People who live on the wrong side of town have large kitchens, too.
I am a health nut.
Don’t say to yourself when you have a bad day: ’I will have dessert.’ Or you might eat the whole bakery.
When I was a kid, I thought that if I lost weight, it would change everything.
Don’t wear anything that smells like chocolate or looks sexy.
Healthy Food Quotes Funny
Eating is like sex. If it is not delicious, do not do it.
I love that I can eat all the foods of my adolescence now, and I have never gotten fat.
Dieting is a beautiful thing.
The problem with my diet is that it starts on Monday and doesn’t end until Friday.
Eating a whole day’s worth of calories in one meal sounds like a plan, but you do not have to be so formal.
I do not like chocolate because it gives me pimples.
Waiters and waitresses can tell immediately if you are on a diet. You look at the menu, but you do not order anything.
The best diet is the one that you never go on.
When I was young and had a lot of energy, my mom said I should join an after-school activity. I went to weight watchers and the rest is history.
People who say chocolate is bad for you to have never had chocolate.
I love to eat! I do not like to exercise much.
It is all about snacks. And then, sometimes, it is nothing but snacks.
I do not like balanced diets; I like them all out!
It is better to eat something than not to eat anything. Many people think that if you do not move, you won’t have energy, but that isn’t true.
You must discover the truth about food and why you crave junk food. Once you do, the craving goes away.
Eating is just good health management.
I’d rather eat steak once a week than eat a ton of salads.
My goal is to be completely fat, like the obese. And then I will go back to being thin and healthy again.
I tell my doctor I am not healthy because he knows I am lying.
Eating is more like meditation than anything else. You are doing it all day long; you are keeping your body alive.
The average diet doesn’t work.
I must have good genes; I do not get fat when I eat a lot of fast food. I am proud of it.
I can never be healthy when I am around so much cheese.
I would love to have the will power I need to do things like eat right, but I do not have it.
I am not a natural health nut. I love chocolate too much.
Eat Healthy Quotes Funny
Eat to live, not live to eat.
There is no way to eat your way into a healthy body. Foods are not magic potions that will improve your health or the quality of your life. You already know this, but you may be afraid to say it.
I’d rather have a little soup than a big steak any day.
You can tell how good food is by the number of people fighting over it.
What most people call junk food is better than what most doctors call the healthy food. When there is a lack of food, people shouldn’t eat dumplings.
If you cannot pronounce it, do not eat it.
People who like potato chips should not speak to people on a diet.
It is not fat that kills. It is the food industry.
Our health is one of the few things we have some control over in this life. Take good care of it. There are more ugly older people in the world than attractive young people.
The food you eat can be the safest and most potent medicine or the slowest form of poison.
If you have time to whine and complain about something, you have the time to do something about it.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you do not want, drink what you do not like, and do what you’d rather not.
There is only one way to have a healthy diet: eat various fresh fruits, vegetables, nuts and seeds. That is the bottom line.
We are what we eat. So, be careful! It will eventually make you as brilliant as the wheelbarrow it might carry.
Healthy eating is not a matter of abstinence. It is a matter of moderation.
Every food has a right to exist.
Eating and dieting are like cigarettes and cancer. They seem to go together.
To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.
I just got back from the health store. I bought an apple and they gave me a bag of potato chips. Now I am so confused.
Few people die from overeating healthy food. But many are killed by unhealthy food.
Sometimes hens make chicken and sometimes chicken makes hens.
Organic foods may not be worth the cost, but they will be worth your time.
Fruits and vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest kiwi fruit and tomatoes, but that is just me.
It is foolish for people to eat anything that cannot either move or shoot back at them.
I am in shape. I have a body. I am not in love with my body, but my body’s in love with me.
The only way to lose weight is to stop eating or stop eating out.
I am not happy. I am nutritious.
Healthy Food Funny Quotes
If you do not like what you are eating, stop eating!
Health nuts will feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
It is well known that those who are regular in their habits have better health than those who are irregular.
You do not have to see the waiter when you eat out, but you must know the cook.
The only healthy way to eat is with a fork and a knife.
The caveman diet: Eat until fat. Don’t be fat. Don’t be thin. Eat what you kill.
We must return to the basic concept that all junk food is evil and all healthy food is good. Eat the right foods, and you will live forever.
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Happy birthday Health is like money. We never have an accurate idea of it’s value until we lose it.
The road to fitness is as simple as anything can be: Eat less and move more.
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
The human body was not made to eat vegetable soup with a fork and knife.
If you want to live a long life, never sit under a tree without an umbrella.
Eat right, stay fit and have fun doing it! If you do, there is no limit to what you can accomplish.
Food is the most important thing in a person’s life. That is the one thing that keeps us going, whether rich or poor.
I believe we can learn to control our health by eating better foods and living healthier. Of course, to do this it is necessary to prevent infection and cancer.
Don’t eat anything that wouldn’t have been freshly killed or completely prepared and cooked by you.
The most important thing in a person’s life is their health. Without health, we are nothing.
Being healthy is more important than being sick. Everything has a price, but there is no price on your health.
The difference between being healthy and being ill isn’t how you feel at the moment but how you feel over time.
Healthy eating can be fun if you try to see which food will put the biggest smile on your face.
Eat as little as possible — it is the only food you will ever want.
