Quotes About Not Liking People

A list of quotes about not liking people.  If you’re looking for a way to express your disdain for humanity, these quotes should do the trick. Whether you’re an introvert, a misanthrope, or just don’t enjoy the company of others, these quotes will resonate.

Quotes About Not Liking People

I don’t care if you’re the wealthiest person in the world; the fact that you exist makes me hate you.

I’m not saying I hate you; I’m just saying if you were on fire and I had a cup of water, I’d probably drink it.

I’d rather have a root canal than spend time with you.

You make my soul ache. You’re like an onion. You have layers and layers of stuff all over you. I don’t know what you do all day, but you’re always in my way.

I don’t hate you – I feel better when you’re not around.

I don’t hate you; I dislike you intensely.

My problem with him is that he is so stupid. I don’t hate him – I feel better when he’s not around.

You’re such an idiot that if a tree fell in the woods and you were there, it would be like two trees falling. I don’t hate you – I feel better when you’re not around.

You know, it’s just a fact that I don’t like you. I’m not saying I hate you; I’m just saying if we were in an emergency and your name was on the list and mine wasn’t, nobody would save me.

I hate you not because of the things you do but because of the way you make me feel when I think about what those things are.

I don’t dislike you; I’m just confused as to why I think you are ugly.

I’m not saying I hate you, but if I were on death row and you were my last meal, I’d want the warden to come down there and do it.

I don’t hate him. If anything were to happen to me and there was a list of survivors, he’s been on it twice. I don’t dislike him. He makes me feel good when he’s not around.

I don’t hate you; I want my money back.

I don’t hate you; I’m just jealous that stuff should go to you, not me.

I don’t hate you – I do the opposite of everything you do; otherwise, I’d be like you.

If there were a list of people who weren’t on it, I’d be at the bottom of it. I promise. I don’t hate you. I’m just not you.

I don’t hate you; I think the world would be better without you.

I’m sorry that this is so difficult for you to understand. I do not like you.

Do you think you’re going to mess me up? You’re wasting your time. I don’t hate you – I do what you say. All day long.

I don’t hate him; I wish he’d hit me over the head and wake me up.

I’m not saying that I hate you, but if I were on death row, you’d be my last meal.

I don’t dislike you. If anything were to happen to me, there would be a list of survivors. You would be one of them. I do not hate you; I feel better when we are not together.

I don’t hate you and I don’t like you either.

I’d rather chew on tinfoil than listen to you.

I don’t dislike you; I hope you get hit by a truck.

I don’t hate you; I wouldn’t care if you died.

I wouldn’t urinate on you if you were on fire.

I’m not saying I want you to die, but it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.

I don’t wish you any harm, but it would be funny if you were hit by a bus.

I don’t hate you; I wouldn’t care if you were hit by a bus.

I don’t hate you, but I wouldn’t go out of my way to save you.

I don’t dislike you; I think the worst place in the world is between you and me.

I wouldn’t want to destroy the world with you, but I’d want to be there when you do it.

I’m not saying I hate you because I do, but I wouldn’t mind if a meteorite fell on your head tomorrow.

I don’t hate you; I’m just very disappointed.

I can’t say I hate you because it would hurt your feelings, but it would be hilarious if a bear ate you.

I wouldn’t kill you if you were drowning, but I wouldn’t save you either.

I don’t hate you because life is too short for that. If anything, I have an active dislike for you.

I may not hate you, but I wouldn’t cry if you died.

I’m not going to hate you because it’s too much effort and I’d rather spend that energy on hating myself.

I don’t dislike you; I just wished there was someone else in the world who was more similar to me so they could do all the things I hate doing.

I don’t dislike you, but it would be tough to hate you more than I already do if I did.

I know that I don’t hate you, but there’s just something about you that I don’t like.

I have nothing against you, but I dislike everything you stand for.

I’m not saying that I hate you, but the world would be a better place if you were never born.

I don’t dislike you; I find it funny that we both had the same thought simultaneously. And since we have the same thought, that must mean that we’re not all that different.

I don’t hate you because hating you would make me just as bad as you are. Instead, I’ll pity you.

I don’t dislike you, but I think about you more often than I should.

I’m not saying that I hate you, but I wish that the world had never created you in the first place.

I’m not saying that I hate you, but if someone handed me a gun and told me to shoot one person on this earth, it would be you.

I don’t hate you. But if hate were a profession, I’d be a pro.

I’m not saying I dislike you; I feel our personalities clash.

I don’t hate you personally, but if it were up to me, there would be thousands of people just like you who wouldn’t exist.

I don’t hate you, but I’d rather be friends with your enemy than your friend.

I don’t dislike you. I dislike what you do.

I don’t hate you, but I’m not glad you’re in my life, either.

I’m not saying that I hate you and if it was the other way around, I know that you wouldn’t hate me. But if there were a worldwide competition on hating each other, we’d be tied for first place.

I don’t dislike you. If anything, I like having someone to talk about as if they weren’t in the room with us.

I know I don’t hate you, but if there were a list of people who weren’t on it, I’d be on it.

I’m not saying that I hate you. Just that if I saw you drowning, I’d pass you by.

I don’t dislike you, but it would be funny if your head suddenly fell off.

I hate you, but I don’t dislike you.

Suppose there was a list of people who weren’t on it. I’d be at the bottom of it. I do not hate you.

Funny Quotes About Not Liking Someone

I don’t hate you; I’m just saying that if you were my last meal, I wouldn’t want the warden to come down to do it.

I’m sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew.

I’m not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a bucket of water, I’d probably watch you burn.

It’s not that I don’t like you; it’s just that I don’t like you around me.

I would un-friend you on Facebook, but that would be too much effort.

You remind me of a guy I wouldn’t be friends with.

I don’t hate you. It’s that I’m too busy liking other people to bother with you.

I don’t hate you, but I can think of several people that I would rather hang out with than you.

I know you don’t like me; I’m too busy pretending not to like you to un-like you.

I don’t hate you, but I think we could be great friends if only they weren’t so damned annoying.

I didn’t want to offend you, so I pretended that I liked you.

I don’t hate you. You annoy me with your lack of imagination.

I don’t hate you. I’m just busy thinking of people I don’t like you.

I don’t hate you, but I think we could be friends if it weren’t for all those annoying things you do.

I don’t hate you; I dislike you intensely. If I had realized this earlier, I would have sent that first email to you.

I don’t hate you; I don’t know you well enough to like or dislike you.

I don’t hate you; I just think we’re both too busy to bother with each other.

I don’t hate you. I just really dislike how irritatingly lovely you are.

I don’t hate you for calling me names; I’m just trying to remember my name.

I don’t hate you. I just think you’re being an annoying distraction.

I think you’re great, but if I hung out with you, it wouldn’t be because of your awesomeness; it would be because of your friends.

I don’t hate you. I’m just trying to decide which of your friends to like more.

I don’t hate you. I think our only real connection is through our dislike for each other.

I don’t hate you; I don’t understand what your fascination is with me.

I don’t want to hate you. I want to like you, but it’s too late.

I don’t hate you; I know that you’re boring and annoying.

I don’t hate you, but I wish you didn’t exist.

I’m not mad at you. I’m mad at the people that like to be near you because of your awesomeness.

I’m not mad at you. I’m mad that there are so many people around me for whom you are an inspiration.

I’m not saying I don’t like you as a person. I think you’re a terrible human being.

I don’t dislike you; I just don’t care for you very much.

It’s not that I hate you; I just don’t enjoy your company.

I don’t have anything against you; I just don’t think you’re very interesting.

I wouldn’t say I don’t like you, but I wouldn’t want to be stranded on a desert island with you.

I’m not sure what it is I don’t like about you, but I’m pretty sure it’s something.

There’s nothing wrong with you; I just don’t want to be around you.

I’m unsure if I dislike you or don’t understand you.

There’s nothing I don’t like about you; I just don’t like you.

I’m not that into you; I’m just not in love with you.

There’s nothing wrong with you; it’s just that I don’t find you attractive.

Don’t be offended. It’s just that I don’t like you very much. It doesn’t mean I hate you.

You’ve got nothing on me, but don’t get upset. It’s just that I don’t find you attractive. It’s nothing personal.

It’s not that I don’t like you; it’s just I don’t find you cute. You’re just not my type.

I’m not saying I dislike you; it’s just that I didn’t realize how awful you are until now. You’re just not my type.

I’m not saying I don’t like you; it’s just that I don’t understand you.

I’m not saying I dislike you; it’s just that I don’t understand you.

I didn’t mean to offend you. It’s just that I don’t find your offensive annoying. It’s nothing personal.

There’s nothing wrong with you. It’s just that everything about you is repellent to me. You’re repellent to me. I hate you.

I’m not saying I dislike you; it’s just that there’s something about you that irritates me. You’re annoying. I hate you.

I’m not saying I don’t like you; it’s just that you are annoying sometimes. Don’t be offended. I don’t enjoy your company very much.

It’s not that I don’t like you; it’s just that I don’t feel as close to you as all my other friends do. You’re a friend, but not a close friend. It’s nothing personal.

I’m not saying I don’t like you; it’s just that I’m not comfortable with the way you spend your time and money. You’re just not my type.

I’m sorry, but I don’t like you very much. It’s nothing personal. Just as friends.

It’s not that there is anything wrong with you; it’s just that I don’t find you attractive. I’m in love with someone else.

I’m not saying I dislike you; it’s just that you have a personality disorder.

I’m not saying I hate you; it’s just that I think you’re kind of weird. It’s nothing personal.

I’m not saying I don’t like you; it’s just that there are things about you that irritate me. You’re annoying. Don’t be offended. It’s just my opinion. I don’t like you.

I’m not saying I dislike you. It’s just that I don’t like your taste in music.

It’s not that I hate you; it’s just that I think you’re kind of dull. It’s nothing personal.

I’m not saying I don’t like you; it’s just that certain things about you trouble me. I feel bothered. I dislike you.

I’m not saying I dislike you; it’s just that you’re kind of odd. You’re odd. Don’t be offended. It’s just my opinion.

I’m not saying I don’t like you; it’s just that some things about you trouble me. I feel bothered. Don’t be offended. It’s just my opinion.