Savage Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

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The savage birthday wishes for best friend are difficult to write but, if you want them to be memorable and impactful, it’s worth the effort. You can’t just wish someone a happy birthday anymore without adding something of value. This article will give you some savage birthday wishes for best friends that they won’t forget soon!

Every savage knows that the best way to celebrate a birthday is with savage wishes. These savage wishes are sure to make your friend’s day even more savage!

What better way to wish your best friend a savage birthday than to send them savage messages for their big day? This list of savage birthday wishes will have you wishing they were celebrating with you!

Savage Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

List of savage messages:

-“I hope the person who gave birth to you wasn’t too disappointed in themselves.”

– “Happy Birthday. I’m sure it’s not as good as last year when we went out and partied all night long, but enjoy this cake!”

I feel my nose tingling as I smell something foul. Apparently it’s you and apparently your birthday is today, so go take a shower, enjoy the day!

Dear friends, I have noticed that you are not getting any older. That’s because the last time we talked was such a long time ago! Am I right?

I always knew that you were a sourpuss, but I never thought it was going to be this bad. Happy birthday!

Even though you have found no girls worth dating yet, I still hope your birthday is great and unforgettable. Keep trying!

Happy Birthday, little sis! I hope your day is as wonderful and special as you are.

Wow, you’re old! I hope we get to enjoy your company for many years.

You’ve finally turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight, and you always cried like a little baby; it was so adorable! Happy birthday, sweetie.

I hope you enjoy your 18th birthday. I remember the time when we used to fight back in those days and whenever you cried; it was like a baby’s wail that could break through walls.

For your birthday today, I’m giving you the things that make our relationship so perfect- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday!

Here’s to you on your special day. It’s the big one! So happy birthday, and congratulations—you made it halfway through another year alive!

Sweet sixteen! I can’t believe you turned 16 today. We get to party together and live it up one day out of the year so let’s do this then right :). Let me be your first present, a clean car wash for life 😉

You’re the vinegar to my fine wine. Happy birthday, old friend!

I’m so excited to celebrate your birthday with you! You deserve the best, and I promise to make it as epic as possible. Happy Birthday, brother/sister from another mother!

I want you to have all the things that come your way every day. And today I’ve got a lot of them for you in this bucket!

Today is your birthday and I am giving you what we always share- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and handfuls of naughtiness. Happy Birthday!

Your enlightened way of life is proof that the old-fashioned idea about healthy living isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. You’re a shining example for us all!

Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have a little sister! Happy B-Day, Mike.

It’s been years since you bathed. That’s probably why you smell like a garbage dumpster on the hottest day of summer, so I’m not sure how that birthday cake will taste when it gets here later today.

I hope you have the best day of your life, and I know that’s what she would want. What better way to celebrate than with an ice cold beer?

Twenty-one and still a virgin? A sex toy should be the least of your worries, friend.

Haha, you turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight and once it was over, little baby-crying girl would come out of nowhere! Happy birthday!

You’re the vinegar to my fine wine. Happy birthday, old friend!

Dear friends, I hope you’re well. Have any of you noticed I haven’t aged a day in the past few years?

What is it about the number of candles on a cake that makes people feel old? Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?

I’m sorry you haven’t found your true love yet. If my sister were here, she would’ve been the perfect match for someone like you! Happy birthday, loser!

Polar bears are the most carnivorous of all land mammals, hunting seal after seal with a success rate that rarely tops two percent.

Happy birthday! I’m so excited to celebrate you. You make every day a great one and it makes me smile when you’re happy too.

I hope you’ve been feeling well because I sure have smelled nothing sweeter than the scent of your terrible body odor. Have a happy birthday and go take a shower at least today!

You’re 18 now. Remember when we used to fight back in the day and you always cried like a baby? Happy birthday!

Savage Birthday Wishes for Friend

Happy Birthday, babe! It’s your special day today and my favorite thing about this date is that we get the opportunity for just us two (and some cake) – all in celebration of how exceptional YOU are!!!

On your birthday, don’t frown! Smile to help fight wrinkles. Congratulations on turning another year older.

I hope today is a day full of laughter and joy. Let’s make sure there are lots more to come in the future too!

For your birthday today I’m giving you what’s in the box- a bucket load of trouble, and sarcasm. Happy Birthday!

I’m sure you’re feeling like a fine wine today, but I think vinegar is more your style. Happy birthday!

On your birthday, be sure to smile because it’s the number one way in which people can prevent wrinkles. All of us want you so happy that we’re going to give you all a round of applause!

You’re 21 and still a virgin. How? I hope you like this new sex toy I got for your birthday!

It feels like just yesterday when we met and became besties. But here’s what no one tells about being immortal: it gets lonely sometimes!

Wow! How old are you? You’re almost dead in dog years. Here’s to hoping that your remaining time is spent fully enjoying life and living it up. Happy birthday, friend!

I’m so glad I get to call you my brother. And, don’t worry – today is your day!

Celebrate your special day with a smile that will make you look years younger! Celebrate your birthday and say hello to healthy, youthful skin.

Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have an older brother! Happy B-Day, bro.

Happy 18th birthday! I remember the time when we were kids, and you always cried like a baby. Much love, your favorite sister from another mother.

You’re a year more mature, wiser and beautiful. Stay that way forever!

I know it’s been a while since you’ve taken an actual bath. The reason I’m asking is that the way you smell, ew! Have fun on your birthday and get to shower at least today.

You’re an inspiration to all of us! Your age is just a number and you show that with your great health, it’s not about how old you are but what you do to keep healthy. Happy Birthday!

Cheers to you on this very special day. What day is it? It’s the one where your mother’s uterus welcomed in its newest resident- YOU! Happy birthday, my child.

You’re aging like vinegar, and I’m the fine wine. Here’s to you on your birthday!

Here’s to the person who gives me sarcasm and a bucket load of trouble every day. I’m so glad you’re in my life because without that, there would be no naughtiness. Happy birthday!

My heart goes out to you for not making a single girlfriend so far, but I know that with patience and perseverance; it will happen. Be prepared for an arranged marriage because your birthday is coming up soon!

Wishing a big happy birthday to the guy who makes me feel like I finally have my very own little sister! Happy B-Day, bro.

Happy Birthday Wishes Savage

You are a shining example of someone who is living the healthy life, and it’s been amazing to see you grow. Happy Birthday!

I’m not sure what you did to deserve this, but here are my best wishes!

Smiling on your birthday is great for wrinkles! Congratulations, you’ve made it to another year.

What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years… here is hoping you make the most of your few remaining years. Happy birthday!

Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I haven’t gotten “older?”

For my birthday today I’m giving you what you give me every day- sarcasm, a bucket load of trouble, and a handful of naughtiness. Happy birthday!

I hope you enjoy the card as much as I enjoyed making it. It’s a bucket list of all your favorite things and features an original drawing by me! Enjoy, happy birthday!

It’s your birthday! Smile all you can. It’ll make wrinkles disappear in no time at all and will also bring a little cheer to everyone else on the planet too. Congratulations!

You are like a bottle of wine. Some bottles age into the finest vintages, while others turn sour and spoil with time. You’re one that’s gone bad – happy birthday!

Have a wonderful day! You’re only getting better with age and your birthday is proof of that. I hope you enjoy this year’s present as well. In the meantime, sit back and relax because it’ll all be over soon enough.

Cheers to you on this very special day. What’s your birthday? It’s the day that means so much more than just another number!

You’re still going strong! You are living proof that healthy rules of life don’t work. Happy birthday, you’re so young looking and energized for your age!

I can tell by the smell that it’s been a while since you’ve taken a bath. How about today? You’re not getting any younger, are you?

I’m glad to call you my friend and I hope we have an exceptional time celebrating this day together. You’re the best big sister a person could ask for! Happy birthday, brosister!

You’re how old?! You might as well be dead in dog years! I hope you make the most of what time is left. Happy birthday, friend.

Hey! It’s your birthday, and I just wanted to say thank you for making the best day of my life even better by sharing it with me.

You’ve grown up so much and yet I still remember when we were kids. Baby, you cried like a baby when you lost the fight! Happy birthday, my little friend.

You must be the most awkward virgin I know! But don’t worry, we’re going to change that. Happy birthday buddy!

In conclusion, savage birthday wishes for best friend can be a great way to make their day. You want them to feel loved and appreciated on their special day, so why not let them know with some savage words?

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You’re the person who has always had my back when I needed it most! You are the one person in my life that I could never live without. Happy Birthday!