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Alien Captions for Instagram
“Don’t be afraid. I only eat humans once in a blue moon.”
“I don’t know if the rumors are true, but I heard that you people can live forever.”
“Now that’s what I call eternal beauty.”
“You and me make two, my earthling friend!”
“Would you like to take a walk on a cosmic cloud?”
“I’m the last of my kind and all I want is to have a family.”
“I’ve searched the galaxy and I still can’t find a place as beautiful as this.”
“I don’t want to go back to my home planet. This is just too beautiful.”
“Last night, I dreamt of a place where two suns shine.”
“If you ever need someone to keep your secret, message me.”
“I love the stars here in your city so much that I might never leave again.”
“I can’t resist the temptation of so many bright lights.”
“Sometimes I wish the aliens would abduct me and crown me as their leader.”
“I can see my future in your eyes and it’s so bright that I can see my past.”
“Some people have a hard time sleeping, some people have a hard time sleeping, but not me, oh no.”
“I love to be naked in space and on this Earth. There is nothing more beautiful than a human body. Thank you for making us beautiful.”
“I love your planet and I will miss you.”
“I’ve never met another human being like you, my friend.”
“I hate when people say I’m too alien for earth. I look like an average human being to me.”
“I have no idea why I was born to be an alien, but I’m trying to make this planet a better place for everyone.”
“The feeling you get when you’re in love is so unique and special, it will never get old to me.”
“As a space alien, I have to say that your planet is the most beautiful planet in my eyes.”
“Whenever somebody tells me I’m too alien for earth, what they really mean is that they’re too earthy for me.”
“We say hello by touching foreheads, but sometimes it gets awkward.”
“I believe in aliens and UFOs. I also believe in Santa, but that’s another story.”
“I volunteered to be an ambassador for peace for all alien species in the universe. I’m still waiting for my first alien encounter..”
“I’m not just some typical alien who loves the planet Mars and music by the band Aerosmith.”
“Someday I want to be human so I can meet other aliens from Earth..”
“I create portals to other worlds. Aliens from other planets use these gates to visit Earth.”
“I’m not like the other aliens because I don’t have a green card..”
“My parents are into breeding aliens, but it’s hard work and requires a lot of patience..”
“Life is short. I should probably enjoy it more. Maybe I can do that on another planet..”
“My people are all about world domination, but I like to chill on Earth and enjoy peace and quiet..”
“Every planet in this galaxy is using our intelligence to build a massive army of artificial intelligence..”
“I’ve seen all kinds of creatures from the corners of this galaxy.”
“We are like a bank that has billions and billions of money, but it doesn’t belong to us..”
“I like to fly and take pictures through the window. I hope to do so again soon. Thanks Earth!”
“I hate men because they always look down on aliens as inferiors, but I’m not inferior.”
“I always tell people that I can’t be killed. They say, “No, you’re dead,” but I’m just alive.”
“Most aliens don’t understand our great life forms and they think that we’re all like the Borg..”
“Earth is a beautiful planet where I get to enjoy nature freely. It’s also a great place for studying evolution..”
“I’m an engineer and it’s my job to ask questions of other aliens so we can better understand each other..”
“I’m trying to be a good person, but it’s hard when I’m not 100% human..”
“The truth is that I’m not a typical alien. I’ve got some extraterrestrial in me..”
“Scientists say aliens are made up, but they can’t tell me what’s out there in the universe..”
“Lots of people say that aliens aren’t real, but I’m here to prove them wrong..”
“I wish people would stop telling me to go back to my planet. I say, “I’m not going anywhere.””
“When I go on vacation, I stare at the stars and wish that aliens would come visit Earth..”
“They say that life is short and humans must destroy the Earth to protect the universe. I don’t agree.”
“ UFOs have visited our planet before and they will come back again. Thank you for keeping us safe!”
“Space is big and there’s so much you can do in it. You’ll be amazed at what you find out there..”
“I want to live on a planet that is as beautiful as Earth. Maybe I could even meet another alien..”
“I’m on a mission to make Earth a better place for everyone to live. I can’t accomplish this without your help..”
“There are aliens searching for intelligent life forms like me all over the universe. The universe is huge, but there are just so few of my kind here in this galaxy.”
“We are misunderstood by humans because we’re not making any money yet..”
“I’m not from Earth. I’m from another planet..”
“They tell me that I don’t belong here. I feel like I’ve been cast out into the cold..”
“I don’t get why people think that aliens are evil and scary. They’re just people like us..”
“Most of the time, humans ignore alien life forms because they’re so different. But it’s not our fault!”
“If you see a UFO, do me a favor… don’t shoot your weapons!”
“I’m an alien that has come to visit Earth to spread love and peace..”
“Most people don’t believe in aliens. They say that there is no proof of other life forms like me..”
“I don’t understand why so many people are tired of hearing about aliens.”
“You can call me a UFO believer, if it makes you feel better. I think that aliens exist..”
“I’m not from another planet. We’re just here on Earth looking for a new home..”
“I hope to one day see another alien. I want to get a picture or something..”
“I just like to travel on Earth and enjoy this beautiful planet..”
“My people are into world domination, but I’m not into that. I just like to chill on Earth and have a good time..”
“I admire all of the aliens that are here visiting Earth from all over the universe.”
“It’s my job to explore other planets throughout the universe so we can find other intelligent life forms..”
“I’m a good alien and I want to make friends with humans..”
“I’ve got something strange in my hair. It looks like a camera..”
“I’m an alien and I’m here on a mission to make friends with humans..”
“We are all aliens on this planet. But I wanted to come here to Earth because I love it so much..”
Alien Quotes for Instagram
“I have decided that I love Earth and the way its people live here..”
“My people belong to another galaxy, but we’ve been watching Earth for years. We’re glad that you’re all okay.”
“I’ve never been to Earth before. I feel so lucky to visit Earth!”
“Don’t shoot your weapons at alien creatures because they might be friendly..”
“When I go on vacation, I look at the stars and wish that aliens would come visit Earth..”
“You don’t need a red card to travel through these portals. You can just move through them like an instant ghost.”
“I’m excited to get to know other aliens. I hope we can all live in peace and harmony!”
“Nobody wants a war, but we may not have much choice. It’s hard to prevent it..”
“I just love Earth so much that I wanted to move here permanently..”
“Some aliens think that humans are cool, but most of them are scared of us..”
“There’s too much going on in space for me to care about Earth. But it’s pretty here..”
“There’s no harm in being an alien, because we’re all just a part of the universe.”
“We used to live on Earth years ago. But then they made us go away..”
“You can’t be alien when you don’t have a star of your own..”
“It’s time for aliens to step out into the world and make themselves known to humans. I’m going to do my best so that I can spread peace and love.”
“The best thing about being an alien is the green skin.”
“I have a lot of important things on my mind…”
“I’m not an alien, I’m just an advanced being from a planet far away.”
“I come in peace… Take me to your leader.”
“The human race is too immature to know that they should be dominated by us.”
“Many would describe me as a gentle giant..”
“My species and yours don’t understand each other very well yet..”
“Alien in a human body.”
“What’s the difference between alien abduction and sleep paralysis?”
“I’m not from outer space. I’m from the planet next door.”
“You might call me an alien, but I call myself a time traveler.”
“The human body is so fragile. It would be dangerous for me to be here…”
“Wait a minute… I think I left this at home.”
“I was abducted by aliens, but it was just a misunderstanding.”
“I don’t have wings to fly or antennae to pick up radio signals, but I can inter-dimensional travel.”
“I’m not an alien, I’m a member of the Galactic Federation.”
“People are so easily terrified by things they can’t understand..”
“You may not believe me when I tell you that aliens exist…”
“Some humans believe we’re aliens but that’s not right.”
“I’m not an alien, I’m just a visitor from another planet.”
“I get lost easily…”
“Like all my kind.. My diet is nearly perfect..”
“My people are known for our exceptional negotiation skills . . . . . . . . . . . .”
“My species has a lot of important things on our minds.. Our diet is nearly perfect..”
“I’m not an alien… I just look like one. Insta-famous!”
“Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.. My species have a lot of important things on our minds..”
“I have a lot of important things on my mind.. My species have a lot of important things on our minds..”
“I was abducted by aliens, but it was just a misunderstanding… I’m not an alien, I’m just a visitor from another planet.”
“Alien in a human body.. Alien in a human body.. Alien in a human body..”
“My species and yours don’t understand each other very well yet.”
“I get lost easily… Aliens do exist… Aliens do exist… Aliens do exist…”
“I’m not an alien, I’m just a visitor from another planet.. What’s the difference between alien abduction and sleep paralysis?”
“I get lost easily… Alien in a human body.. Alien in a human body.. Alien in a human body..”
“My species have a lot of important things on our minds.. My species have a lot of important things on our minds..”
“I’m not an alien, I’m just a visitor from another planet..”
“I am an Alien.”
“I am here to make you laugh.”
“The aliens are here.”
“I’m a tourist from another planet in this galaxy.”
“I am an extraterrestrial who came here to study you. Like, really study you. I will attack at the slightest provocation.”
“I am an alien. I came from a different planet.”
“There’s no such thing as aliens, let alone extraterrestrials, in my country.”
“People think we’re space marines; we’re just human beings. But I prefer to be called “aliens from another galaxy!””
“I am an alien. Unfortunately, they don’t recognize me as one. I am a planet explorer and love to discover new worlds.”
Funny Alien Captions for Instagram
“I stuck around because I was so amazed by this world.”
“I am an alien, and I have been living among humans all these years.”
“I am a species of alien.”
“The government should know that I am here. I’m not your typical alien, and you should realize that. You see, I’m not just an alien; I’m also a writer.”
“I am an extraterrestrial who has come to study your culture.”
“I am from outer space somewhere out there in the galaxy, and as such, I do as I please.”
“Even though it was strange (and confusing), he was still pretty handsome.”
“I’m an alien. Come here, my friend!”
“This is why they don’t let me out of the ship much.”
“I am an extraterrestrial who has come to study humans and your culture.”
“It might seem odd, but I really do think like you do.”
“We have no desire to harm others; we just want to get along with them as well as we can.”
“I’m an alien.”
“Now you know where I’ve been tonight.”
“I have come to see a waterfall.”
“In my galaxy, there are no aliens; instead, there is only the universe.”
“I am an alien from the planet Earth, but I live in another place.”
“I came from a distant planet to look at it with my own eyes before returning home.”
“I come from a planet far away in our universe.”
“I’m just an alien.”
“It’s a UFO!”
“I’m from a different planet, and I hope you can understand that.”
“That darned bird! It won’t let me sleep.”
“It feels weird being in the same room as an alien.”
“This is why I keep my distance.”
“I’m a UFO that has come to take you on a tour of the universe.”
“I’m an alien. I know everyone thinks that I’m strange, but I am only here to study you!”
“I have come from another planet to bring you good news.”
“I have come to talk to you.”
“I am the only alien in this area.”
“I’m an alien, uninvited by a government official.”
“I came from a distant planet to look at you with my own eyes.”
You know I’m an extraterrestrial because I look so foreign.”
“I came here to investigate, not invade. . . . Well, not yet anyway!”
“The earthlings and citizens here on this planet are all aliens, too.”
“You need to know that I am an alien.”
“I’m not going to tell you the truth. I’m just here to get information.”
“I have come from a far away place, but I’ve come here on a mission.”
“I am an alien and I have come to study your people.”
“Do not be afraid of me, my friend!”
“Hello, I’m a traveler from another planet.”
“My spaceship is on fire.”
“To escape from the aliens. It’s a UFO! It’s a UFO! It’s a … What? That wasn’t an alien? Oh, forget it then.”
“I am here to save you!”
“I come in peace. There is only one thing I ask of you….More meat hats, please. I mean people hats, not meat hats.”
“I have nothing to declare but my alienness.”
“I’m not from this planet, and I don’t mean that metaphorically.”
“Aliens are here. Maybe that’s why you haven’t found Mr. Right yet.”
“A flying saucer just landed in my backyard. Or should I say cabbage patch?”
“I am a human being born on the planet Earth, but sometimes I wonder if there is more out there than we can dream of.”
“I’m a proud UFO.”
“From another planet, but it’s okay. I have a green card.”
“There are hundreds of thousands of miles in space and trillions of galaxies, but you make me feel the closest to home when I look into your eyes.”
“I didn’t mean to disturb you.”
“I’m from another planet, but I would like to hear your opinion on that.”
“I come in peace.”
Cute Alien Captions for Instagram
“We are all connected.”
“Do you believe in aliens?”
“I’m from another dimension.”
“I’m the mothership.”
“Welcome to my world!”
“At night, when the stars glisten in the sky, I think about how big and beautiful our world is.”
“I’m in love with a star.”
“Have you seen the stars tonight?”
“What do you believe in?”
“You can’t see me. I’m an alien.”
“Are you from outer space? Because you blow my mind.”
“I can fly without a spaceship. Can you fly without a spaceship? If not, then we might have to break up.”
“My other car is a UFO.”
“Time travel is not just limited to space, but also in time.”
“The aliens are coming! Run away!”
“I’m an alien and I love you.”
“The alien queen has arrived. Bow before my greatness, puny humans.”
“Hello from the other side, I finally found a way to leave my planet and now I’m here with you.”
“I don’t want to marry you. I want to abduct you!”
“If I make it to the light, can I be your angel?”
“Can we get married in outer space?”
“I am an alien from outer space. Don’t blow up my planet because of me.”
“I made a UFO out of clay. If you’re going to blow up the Earth, at least make me look good.”
“I’m not an alien. I just need to go back home, please.”
“I am a warrior from the future, and I have come to save you.”
“Your radiation is affecting my signals.”
“I have come from another planet to take over the world and become your king and queen.”
“Is your name Lynn? Well, I’m just here to say hello.”
“I’m a traveler from outer space.”
“I come in peace, not to conquer you, but to spice up your life.”
“And it isn’t a UFO, it’s a bowl of cereal.”
“My spaceship isn’t from around here, but I can see my house from here, and so could you if you were on the same page.”
“I am from another planet.”
“I’m from a spaceship.”
“I come in peace. There is no need for panic.”
“My planet has been destroyed by an alien invasion. I am an alien.”
“I’m not from this planet, but at least I found you.”
“Can I see myself in your eyes? Because I see the most beautiful creature in the whole universe!”
“I’m not from around here.”
“The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and you are really hot. So what are you doing tonight?”
“Alien: Your planet is under attack by me! Humanity: Ok… we surrender. Alien: Good. We are leaving right now.”
“I’m an alien myself, but I’m not going to blow up your planet.”
“I’m not from around here, and I have big eyes!”
“I have a weapon, so don’t blow my planet up with that thing!”
“You know what aliens need? Aliens need love too. So give it to them, please!”
“Let me show you the future. And it is here with you.”
“I’m just a traveler, but my ship is a bit broken down right now.”
“I’m not from this planet. I just came here to say hello.”
“Lewis and Clark would have killed for this type of spaceship that crosses continents in a matter of seconds.”
“Sorry, but Earth is not going to be destroyed.”
“I’m not from this planet. I need to get back home immediately.”
“Better call the Men in Black because there is an alien here!”
“Sad to say, but it looks like we are not going to make it together.”
“I’m from outer space and I’m looking for some fun tonight.”
“I’m a traveler from another planet.”
“I’m an alien from outer space.”
“I have been given a mission of great importance on Earth. I cannot tell you what it is, but I will be back.”
“Maybe we aren’t meant for each other after all.”