The Office is a very popular American comedy television series that has been running for nine seasons. The show follows the lives of a group of office employees in the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin, a fictional paper supply company.
The Office is set in the mid-2000s and it’s main characters are Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute, Jim Halpert, Pam Beesly, Ryan Howard and Kelly Kapoor. The show’s opening credits sequence starts with an instrumental version of “I will Fly Away” by Alison Krauss.
One of the things that makes the show so memorable is it’s witty and clever quotes from characters.
In celebration of “The Office” birthday, I have compiled a list of some really great Office birthday quotes for you to enjoy. From Michael Scott to Dwight Schrute, these are some very funny and uplifting messages for your office birthday celebration!
The Office Birthday Quotes
“Today is not my birthday, though.” – Jan Levinson, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.
“The best present would be, you to do a good job in front of the new CFO.”- Oscar Martinez, ‘Valentine is Day’, Season Two, Episode 16.
“Really? ‘Cause I thought we had the same birthday.”- Michael Scott, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.
“You know, you make me want to be a better person.” – Michael Scott, ‘Dunder Mifflin Infinity’, Season Six, Episode 24.
“Whoa! Whoa! This is not a birthday party. it is just regular old cake in a box. Who wants cake in a box? It tastes like a Happy Meal… I do not feel that special.”- Dwight Schrute, ‘Dwight is Speech’, Office Valentines.
“Um, I saw that movie… and it was actually quite good.” – Toby Flenderson, ‘Dwight Christmas’, Season Six, Episode 25.
“What exactly do you think you would have done if I had tried to kiss you?” – Dwight Schrute, ‘Dwight Christmas’, Season Six, Episode 25.
“Well how do you know that is not the way that he feels? You do not know what his birthday is. You do not even know if he likes cake. If I were you, I would give him an ultimatum: either tell me his birthday or it will be the last day we ever speak to each other. What? It could happen!” – Pam Beesly-Halpert, ‘Dwight Christmas’, Season Six, Episode 25.
“You mean, what if I had said Happy Birthday?” – Jim Halpert, ‘Dwight Christmas’, Season Six, Episode 25.
“I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”- Michael Scott, ‘Fun Run’, Season Four, Episode One.
“Well, the Michael I know is a very superstitious man. He is so superstitious that he believes in the power of birthdays.”- Oscar Martinez, ‘Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager’, Season Three, Episode 9.
“I believe that if it is not your birthday you shouldn’t get presents… and all my friends are doing it. So can I have one? Please?” – Oscar Martinez, ‘Secret Santa’ Season Five Episode 6
“Happy birthday Dwight!” – Jim Halpert, ’The Fire’ Season 3 Ep 10
“Happy Birthday Dwight.
“Oh, this is ridiculous. I am not even going to go because we are on the same anniversary. I am not superstitious or anything like that.” Pam Halpert, ’The Fire’ Season 3 Ep 10
“Dwight: It is my birthday.
I love you too, Dwight.” Pam Halpert, ’The Fire’ Season 3 Ep 10
“Hey Washington. Get your act together!
“Dwight: Oh, man. It is my birthday.”
“Happy Birthday Dwight!” Kelly Kapoor and Kevin Bernard, ’New Guys’ Season 1 Episode 2
Birthday Quotes the Office
“Today is not my birthday, though.” – Jan Levinson, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.
“The best present would be, you to do a good job in front of the new CFO.”- Oscar Martinez, ‘Valentine is Day’, Season Two, Episode 16.
“Really? ’Cause I thought we had the same birthday.”- Michael Scott, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.
“And these are my party planning bees!”- Michael Scott, ‘The Alliance’, Season One, Episode Four.
“Here is a list of things that Michael would like to be surprised by.”- Dwight Schrute, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode
“Happy Birthday to you. Now, take a siesta!” (In sassy Stanley’s own words! BTW he will be joining you)
“Wish you a very happy birthday and I want to sing a song for you. This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.” (A KELLY KAPOOR original)
“You are one of the few people who looks hot while eating a cake. May you spend your birthday eating a lot of cake.”
“So me think: Why waste time, say lot word when few do trick? So HPY BRTHDY.” (KEVIN RIGHT SAID)
“‘R’ is the most menacing of sounds. That is why I want to wish you a HAPPY BIRTHDAY and not HAPPY BIKTHDAY.”
“Cheer or fear. Your Birthday is here!” (Greetings from Belsnickel)
“I will be there.” (The Scranton office celebrates Dunder-Mifflin’s 100th birthday)
“I would like for my friends to wish Michael a Happy Birthday, but I do not want them to bring him cake and balloons.
“We are all a little bit weird. And life is a little bit weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness – and call it love – true love.” (The Office)
“I just got married, but I still feel like I am single!”- Jim Halpert, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.
“So, the wife was telling me the other day that she is worried I am going to die alone with my cats.”- Michael Scott, ‘Dunder Mifflin Infinity’, Season Two, Episode 17.
“So then I was like, “Hey! What do you say we get out of here?” And she goes “Sure.” And I go “Great! Where do you wanna go?” [looks at camera] And that is how I met your mother.
Birthday the Office Quotes
“it is your day! Keep smiling like you always do and keep being that kind person everyone loves.”
“To my dear friend, mentor and role model on this your day of birth! Let is go for a ride in the Camaro.”
“You are one of the best people I have ever met. You are a blessing and you always make me feel at home in your company, so today is my birthday too!”
“You are such an inspiring person and a great friend. I hope you have the best day ever!”
“Hope you have a Perfectenschlag birthday!”
“Happy Birthday to you. I love you more than Angela loves her cats!”
“Happy birthday. Mo’ cake, mo’ fun!” (In Michael’s own words) “Somebody totally rocked the house and got me the best present I have ever gotten.”- Dwight Schrute, ‘Valentine is Day’, Season Two, Episode 16.
“You have won a tiny Dundie.”- Michael Scott, ‘Dundies’, Season Two, Episode One.
“Michael’s birthday was actually pretty cool. It was a good day. I do not know… It was a good day.”- Pam Beesly, ‘Michael’s Birthday’, Season Two, Episode 19.
“It is me! I am the bobblehead! Yes!”- Dwight Schrute, ‘Valentine is Day’, Season Two, Episode 16
“I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”- Michael Scott, ‘Fun Run’, Season Four, Episode One.
“Finally, I want to thank God, because God gave me this Dundee and I feel God in this Chili’s tonight.”- Pam Beesly, ‘Dundies’, Season Two, Episode One.
“If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldn’t hear the other dead people.”- Dwight Schrute, ‘Office Olympics’, Season Two, Episode Three.
“IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY.” (No explanation needed for this one, it is so obvious)
“have n’t been to a single birthday party in. I do not know how many years.” – Pam Beesly, Season One, Episode 7.
“The first time I ever went to a party after my son was born, my mother made me come home early.” – Angela Martin, ‘Dwight is Speech’, Season Two, Episode 16.
“I do not need a party. I do not want one.” – Mose Schrute, ‘Finale’, Season Eight, Episode 16.
“Birthday parties are stupid. They make everyone feel so anxious to be happy and have fun in the moment that they forget to acknowledge how completely miserable they will feel after It is over and they are alone again.” – Phyllis Vance, ‘The Fight’, Season Two, Episode 11.
“I hate birthdays. My mother made me go to all of hers when I was younger, and it was horrible. It is all these people who cannot stand you and want you to think they care about you. And they probably want something from you too.” – Pam Beesly, ‘Fun Run’, Season Three, Episode 5.
“A lot of my happiness comes from not caring what anyone else thinks or feels.”
The Office It Is Your Birthday
“I am glad it is not Wednesday and I have the next three days off.” (Cheryl, Cheryl)
“My cube neighbor put a balloon in my cubicle.” (Greg, Greg)
What do you think? Anyone else going to lunch with cake later? (Emily, Emily).
The big day has come and gone! It was fun being around everyone and celebrating your birthday. Thank you for all the kind words and good wishes for the future.
“The 40th of your birthday is a much better title than the 30th of your birthday.” (Michael)
“I am pretty sure I have a hotel room down the hall from you.” (Greg)
“When you go to lunch with your birthday cake, the last thing you want to do is get it back.” (Michael)
“do not bother sending cards. My birthday is a much better title than the 30th of my birthday.” (Michael)
“Having a good party to celebrate your birthday is like having a good party every day of your life.” (Cheryl)
“B-day boy’s cake was the best I have ever had. (Dwight)
“Blow out your candles, hope you have a better year than the 30th of your birthday.” (Michael)
“I am not going to hug you for your birthday, but I would make out with you.” (Jim)
(Jim) “Hey Birthday Boy. You may have a little more energy now that It is the 40th of your birthday rather than the 30th.”
(Pam) “The party was fun, but the most fun was seeing all of my co-workers in their outfits.
(Dwight) “We celebrated with a birthday cake, ice cream and others.
(Michael) “I used to be the guy that would show up at the office with his birthday cake. I thought that is what everyone wanted to see. As it turns out It is pretty cool when people show up with their fondest wishes & memories on their own big day.”
(Jim) “I knew my coworkers would want to do something special for my Birthday, but I was not expecting this.”
“The first thing I did when my NEW YEARS Eve started was post a note in the office. It said Happy Birthday, we all love you and we are thankful for you!” (Andy).
The Office Happy Birthday
“Happy Birthday. it is a BIG ONE. That is what she said.” (Oh Michael, Oh Michael)
“It is your Birthday. FALSE. It is the anniversary of your BIRTHDAY. YOU ARE BORN ONLY ONE.” (Insert DWIGHT’s expressions here)
“Happy Birthday. I hope your day is BETTER than PRETZEL DAY.” (I know Stanley would have loved this on his birthday card for sure)
“AGE IS JUST A NUMBER. FALSE. AGE IS A WORD.” (Something only Dwights of this world could think of saying)
“Another year older. Will you get over it? Mmm. No. But Life Goes On. Happy Birthday.” (Pearls of Wisdom from our very own Dwight Shrute)
“Happy Birthday you. I love that you are Determined, Worker, Intense, Good worker, Hard worker and Terrific.” (aka DWIGHT)
“Happy Birthday. We put up green streamers for the party. – From the Party Planning Committee.”
“You and I are soup snakes.”- Michael Scott, ‘Company Picnic’, Season Five, Episode 28.
“I do not hate it. I just do not like it at all and it is terrible.”- Michael Scott, ‘Local Ad’, Season Four, Episode Nine.
“Why are you the way that you are. ”- Michael Scott, ‘Casino Night’, Season Two, Episode 22.
The office birthday quotes are the perfect way to wish your coworker a happy birthday. You can use these quotes to be funny, sentimental, or just plain silly. I like my birthday, but I do not want to celebrate it at work.” -Tina Fey Give your coworkers the birthday they deserve with these office birthday quotes. Take a break from the daily grind and enjoy these funny birthday sayings for office staff.
