Silly Birthday Wishes : Birthday Wishes with Jokes

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Happy birthday wish jokes is a collection of captions and quotes for you to post on Facebook or Twitter about your friends’ birthdays. Birthday greetings jokes is updated regularly with new content so you can find something new every time you come back!

Silly Birthday Wishes

“It would be a shame if the cake were blown away by your loud and boisterous blowing. Please don’t make all our wishes come true!”

“If you had studied mathematics in school, then the number of years left until retirement would be at an all-time high.”

“You must be so proud, cousin! I get to tell people that our family is the oldest in existence.”

“May the force be with you, cousin! I hope this cake is as delicious in your stomachs as it was when we ate it.”

“It is a shame you didn’t take mathematics seriously in school because now your age can never be determined.”

“May you live to be old and toothless, my dear cousin. You are truly one of the greats!”

“I went out of my way to buy you such a lovely gift even though you owe me money. I know that must have hurt when it touched down, but please believe this is all for the best!”

“I’m sending you the recipe for your big day. I hope this and all of our other favorite treats will be a hit!”

“Let’s make your birthday a national holiday! I’ll be the first to volunteer for work in honor of it.”

“You’re getting better with age, unless you are a banana. Happy Birthday!”

“I know you hate exercising, so I am hanging the cake from the ceiling to get your attention.”

“It is a joyous occasion when someone Receives their birthday wish. Nobody really cares about clapping, singing the happy birthday song and all they have eyes on are that cake! Happy birthday.”

“Let me tell you something, cousin. Have I ever let anyone in on my secrets? You know way too many of them! Thank-you for your birthday wishes and here is one more thing that only the two us will understand:)”

“You’re on your own for this one. I was just told to wish you a happy birthday by Facebook, and it’s not like I can go back now”

Silly Happy Birthday Wishes

“By the time you’re a senior citizen, your skills will have improved and developed more than ever. Unless, of course, if we are talking about the cookie recipe that never changes: happy birthday!”

“It’s not about the number of desires you get, but which one will make your heart flutter with joy. Happy Birthday!”

“I cannot wait to see the look on your face when you open up this present! It’s such a great feeling knowing that I bought it for us. But please, keep it safe until after our payment is complete; otherwise, we’ll owe even more than before-not fair, right?”

“I’m so glad you’re enjoying your birthday. I wanted to make sure that the emergency number is still working because it’s important for emergencies! Please don’t drink and dance without breaking a bone, though–it might hurt someone else too, Haha :)”

“It is always a joy to hear an older man who still thinks he’s young! Every year on your birthday, call it an experience and enjoy yourself anyway.”

“Since we’re digital, I thought sending a virtual cake and drink would be more appropriate. Happy birthday!”

“Happy birthday to the worst-behaved kid in class! You haven’t changed a bit, and I’m not surprised. When we were younger, you were such an absolute douchebag—I can’t believe how much of an asswipe adult life made me turn out to.”

“I am sorry to burst your bubble. You are soon going grey, and I’ll be young forever. Happy birthday!”

“It’s a shame you had to go through this year without any fun, but there are those of us who want nothing more than for your day-of celebration to be as joyous and memorable as possible. Happy Birthday!”

“Don’t get your satisfaction from giving away something you are good at for free. And if there is nothing that comes naturally, shut up and don’t ask for a gift! Happy Birthday”

“It is so great to have a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents. I’m not sure if you would call it the good old days, but at least we had some cheap eats!”

Silly Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

If you’re looking for a funny way to celebrate your loved one’s birthday, take a look at these lioness birthday quotes. We hope they make the day more memorable and fun!

“I’m so sorry to hear that the delivery company missed your package. Luckily, they said you don’t weigh too much and can send it back in style with these instructions on how!”

“Happy birthday to you, an ancient woman! Someday I will ask what it was like for your people to build Stonehenge and how a stone monument became a part of our modern world.”

“It’s true, nobody likes to get old and ugly. But you are aging beautifully every year!”

“You’re getting wrinkles, and I don’t think that’s something you can hide forever. You need to accept the truth!”

“I’ve never thought what an entitled little brat I was, but then again you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday!”

“It’s not easy to stay young and happy when you get old, but your big mouth still works great.”

“You see a text from some guy you don’t know on your phone wishing you a happy birthday. He says he’ll buy presents next time but for now, all that’s important is celebrating!”

“Whatever the occasion, happy birthday is always an exciting time. This year it was extra special for me because I got to celebrate with someone who represents all that’s good in life: sweet and spicy flavors!”

“It’s a shame that you have been living life in slow motion, because if people who live fast die young, then your days must be pretty exciting! Happy birthday from one old man to another.”

Jokes Birthday Wishes

“Happy birthday to the man who invented the wheel, first cave drawing!”

“Do you want me to call the fire department before lighting your birthday candles? Happy Birthday!”

“I can’t remember when I was healthy, young and full of energy. But if it Were to happen today, then Happy Birthday!”

“I am the worst of luck for you my brother. I can’t think why anyone would want to be around me on your birthday, but thanks anyway!”

“You have a rare opportunity to revel in your uniqueness this year. The days will start feeling longer and more nights, so enjoy every one!”

“Stop paying your bills for the year and you’ll be sure to have people remembering when they saw a great date of birth.”

“Happy birthday, sister! You were always the toughest kid in school. But as time goes on and it becomes more difficult to keep up with your peers, it looks like you’re finally growing tired of being a lioness-and becoming one instead?”

“I’m so sorry that I put my foot down and made such a big deal out of things. Happy birthday, sweetie!”

“You’re a breath of fresh air! I am so happy that we get to celebrate your birthday together. And don’t worry about the cake-I’m taking care of my favorite person in this world, you can have all the biggest pieces for yourself!””

“Hey! Don’t worry about becoming an older man on your birthday, because you already are.”

“You are turning into a fine young man, so I want you to celebrate with an increase in your cash transactions this year. Let’s go shopping!”

“I’m so happy you survived the dinosaurs, man! You’re such an inspiration. Happy birthday to my favorite human being on this planet (in fact, any world).”

“It’s your birthday! I hope you enjoy the day as much as I and that includes an abundance of cake, ice cream, or whatever it is that brings a smile to your face.”

“Birthday is the best part of any day, and I’m so happy for your birthday. Here’s a round of applause! Where can we find cake?”

“I’m so happy to share this special day with you. I believe it may be your birthday, and just in case, Happy Birthday!”

“I used to think that old saying about how older people are the wiser is true, but then I met you! Just kidding, friend, happy birthday.”

Conclusion paragraph: A birthday is a day to celebrate the life of someone special. And while we all have different traditions, most people love getting silly and having fun on their birthdays. In fact, that’s why they were made in the first place!  So if you’re looking for some last-minute jokes or funny messages from friends and family members to send your friend who just turned another year older, look no further than our list below! We hope it helps make their day even more special with a little laughter mixed in—because after all, what better way to spend a birthday.