Monday Morning Funnies Greetings

If you are looking for a way to start your Monday off with a smile, look no further than these funny Monday morning greetings! Here are some funny Monday morning greetings that will make your day a little brighter.

Funny Monday Morning Greetings

“The most annoying thing about Mondays is that they must be followed by another day.”

“Mondays aren’t so bad. It is your job that sucks.”

“I love Mondays. It is the start of the week and a clean slate for me to mess up for the rest of it.”

“How was your weekend? Mine was o-k. It is still Monday. It is Monday to me.”

“Mondays are good for three things: coffee, planning your week and complaining about it.”

“I hate Mondays, but I love Tuesdays because it is the beginning of another week of work.”

“Monday is the beginning of a new week and the restart of my Monday’s suck campaign.”

“Fatigue—the feeling that Mondays do suck! Ha ha! Fatigue is great!”

“I love Mondays. I hate everything that goes along with them. Starting Monday, all you get to look forward to is more Mondays.”

“I loved Mondays before I became an adult and stopped enjoying them.”

“When I was a young boy, I used to dread Monday morning. As I grew older, Monday morning became a way to start the week. Now that I am old, Monday morning is a dreaded thought.”

“Mondays are like onions. They make you cry. (Wait, what?)”

“Monday is so bad because it just reminds us how far we have to go until it is Friday. That is why Monday sucks.”

“Mondays suck. The early part of the week is a little overwhelming and trying, but it gets better after you have been there a while.”

“Mondays are super annoying. The worst day of the week by far. The only good thing about Mondays is that you work on them in your free time.”

“I love Mondays! I always dreaded Monday because it was just as bad as any other day. Now it is usually a lot of fun.”

“Monday is the worst day of the week because it sucks every minute of it’s existence.”

“Mondays are like having a mouthful of marbles. You want to spit it out, but you might swallow some if you do.”

“Mondays start terribly and then get better as they go along. It is like when you are in a bad mood and it gets better.”

“Mondays are horrible because they remind us how much work we have to do all week.”

“Mondays suck because, first of all, you get up, then you have to go to work, and then if you are lucky, you get home too.”

“I do not mind Mondays; some people do. I do what I want on Mondays.”

“I feel great about the work I did on Monday. And the rest of the week looks great, too, because Mondays are so hard.”

“What a beautiful Monday morning. The sun is shining, birds are singing and all my friends have to work.”

“A fresh start is what you need every seven days and that includes your attitude. Only you can change things. Monday is the beginning of a new week and I hope it will be better than the last one.”

“Mondays suck, but we have to start again. There are so many things to do.”

“Monday is a new day, and I am glad it is here.”

“Mondays are good days to start over or try new things.”

“Monday is a week old today, and I hope it will be good.”

“It is good to start the week on a positive note. Just because you do not like Mondays doesn’t mean you cannot make the most out of them. It is just a new week and an excuse for new beginnings.”

“Sorry, I ruined your weekend with my text. But Monday is here!”

Funny Monday Morning Quotes for Work

“Good morning! Do you know what day it is? Yup, it is a Monday. Now get out of bed and do something.”

“It is the start of a new week and you can make it better than the last one. Now get out there and start living your life. A Monday is just another day.”

“I know Mondays are hard. Can I hug you?”

“Good morning Monday. It is time to start the day.”

“Start your work week with a positive attitude; things will look great for you and the rest of your day.”

“Good morning. It is a beautiful Monday. Just start. And make it a good day.”

“Monday, I have a question. What do you think of people who complain about you?”

“What will this Monday bring? Hope it will bring a smile to your face.”

“It is Monday, yay! A fresh start to a new week.”

“Are you ready to get back to work? I am. Do you know why? Because Monday is here. Just get through it and the rest of the week will be better. I hope.”

“You cannot escape the Monday blues. It is finding you no matter where you go or what you do.”

“This Monday, I will wake up and sleep in, watch a movie, have some dry cleaning and meet up with friends for lunch. And by the time I leave my desk, it will be Friday.”

“This Monday is going to be all about me! What more could a girl ask for?”

“I spent this weekend doing nothing and feel so good about it because now my Monday is over. Time to start a new one.”

“Monday mood: Which cup of coffee should I drink today? Wait, let me recheck Facebook. No update. Well, at least I have the coffee.”

“A certain sadness makes us weak on Mondays when the weekend has just left and we are not yet fully awake. I bet you are feeling it too.”

“I am tired. We all are tired. Monday has come and we have no idea what to do with this day.”

“Today, I did something incredible at work and had a great weekend.”

“I need coffee, but that is an expensive habit and the only time I can afford it is Monday morning. I need to make a budget.”

“I cannot feel my hands. I am sure it is because they are so overworked. I am tired of being tired.”

“I like Mondays. They are like, man. It could be worse, you know? At least you have a job.”

“When you wake up Monday morning, the excitement from Friday night has worn off.”

“Monday is that special day of the week when you get up way too early and go to work because Monday never fails to ruin your weekend. Share this message with someone who loves Monday.”

“A new term is starting. A new week is beginning. It is the perfect time to reflect on the past week and start afresh.”

“We all have those days when we need to take a deep breath and tell ourselves, ’It is Monday and I will survive.’”

“Mondays are best served like chocolate ice cream: alone and with a side of depression, but still delicious.”

“The first Monday of the month is a time for a change. The rest of the time, it is time to feel comfortable and happy with what we have.”

“To all those who have had a bad week, I want to wish you a good Monday. You will survive.”

“On Monday of a new month, you realize that nobody loves life more than you.”

“This Friday night found me in Target. I was checking things off my list and I found myself having fun at the theatre on Saturday night. I woke on Monday thinking, ’I am a girl of action.’”

Funny Quotes for Monday Morning

“It is Monday, and I do not want to go anymore. I do not want to leave my bed today. But I am going, so I will have to face it.”

“I went out with my friends on Friday night and we met up again in the evening on Saturday. And yesterday was Sunday which meant only one thing: it was time for Monday!”

“You wake up each day and do what you do best. This is the beauty of life. And on Mondays, the best thing you can do is be yourself.”

“You wake up on Monday and realize that you have stumbled into a beautiful life filled with endless possibilities.”

“Mondays are tricky because you have to go to work and pay bills, but they aren’t so bad if you say: ’Today I am a beautiful butterfly. I am free.’”

“There is no place to hide from Monday. You cannot sleep all day, and if you forget something, you have to go back for it. Well, I am up so might as well start the week.”

“I wake up on Monday and know that my life is not perfect. But then my heart tells me that it is all right. Because life happens today and not yesterday or tomorrow. And I believe in that.”

“A Monday is just a reminder that life is not standing still and things must be done.”

“I wake up every morning and hold myself accountable for yesterday. Today is the only day I can change anything in my life.”

“Monday is a good reminder – no matter how bad your weekend was, it is over now. And even if you are tired today, it will not last forever. Tomorrow will be better. And next week will be better still.”

“Monday is just the beginning of your day and not the end of everything.”

“Good morning Monday, my friend; you are facing a beautiful week. No matter what happens, always remember that you are blessed.”

“On Monday, remember that today is a new chance to be happy. So take this opportunity to start over with a fresh perspective and positive attitude as your guide.”