A great day is when you wake up, stretch, yawn, and realize that your bed was just a warm up for the day ahead. Here are some funny quotes to keep you going on those not-so-great days.
Great Day Funny Quotes
My goal is to be a morning person, but so far, my only accomplishment has been to be a grumpy person.
If you want to make your morning happy, try to avoid opening your eyes.
I never intended to become a part of the morning conversation. I failed to say good morning and I would like another chance.
I’m just too lazy to get up in the morning.
One of the things I did for a long time was play guitar in the morning. Now I get up, try not to have accidents, and kick ass.
No matter what happens or how tired you are at night, early morning is the time to sleep.
So I get up, brush my teeth, take a shower and pull on the same pants I slept in. I then eat breakfast, read the paper and try to get my sister to look at me funny every time she passes by.
I’ve never been a morning person, and if you find that surprising, you haven’t been reading enough.
There are mornings when I wake up and can say ‘good morning’ without rolling over or opening my eyes.
In the morning, there is no news. In the afternoon there is no sport. In the evening, there is war.
I need to change my sheets to have a new morning routine.
What are you talking about? I’d love to be able to sleep in. I wish every morning were like Christmas, just my bed and me. And that is not an alcoholic thing.
I’m a morning person, but I can’t stand waking up.
When the alarm goes off, it usually takes me a long time to realize it.
Many mornings I would wake up thinking about how much I hated getting up. I’ve gotten over that now.
When I wake up in the morning, my first thought is usually, ‘damn! I have to go to work!’
I’m not too fond of mornings. I’ll never be a morning person.
I wake up at about 7:30 every day, and it takes me about five minutes to switch from being non-awake to awake. It takes another ten minutes to remember how to walk and talk properly and another two hours for me to be fully awake.
I’m a creepy old man who wakes up at five-thirty. I surf the Internet, play video games and watch late-night movies until I fall asleep again.
I wake up thinking about my alarm clock going off.
First, I will realize that I am still alive, then I will slowly wake up and finally realize that it is morning and get out of bed.
My alarm clock would be an instant parachute if it could jump up three stories.
I don’t want to wake up. That’s my secret.
I’m a morning person, but I can’t stand waking up.
I like mornings, but I don’t like the time before the sun.
I never answer my phone in the morning. It’s like calling Dracula.
Somedays, I polish up at 3 am and run to the park to meet friends. Somedays, I wake up at 7:30 and polish up.
You know it will be a bad day when you wake up regretting that you didn’t stay in bed longer.
What I love most about mornings are the hours between waking up and the time I finally have to get up.
I used to be a ‘morning person,’ but then I stayed up all night.
I never really knew how much of a morning person I am until I realized that every day starts with an alarm clock going off in my head.
My morning schedule: Wake up. Pee. Go back to sleep.
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
There are two types of people in the world: those who wake up in the morning and those who don’t.
It’s not getting up that’s hard; it’s getting up after the alarm has gone off.
Always remember to wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
I went to sleep last night with a smile on my face. But then I woke up smiling too.
Waking up early is like dying early; you get to do it much sooner!
I have never met a happy morning person.
My main goal in life is to be a morning person. So far, I have only accomplished being a grumpy person.
There are two types of people in the world, those who like mornings and those who don’t. I happen to be one of those that doesn’t like them.
Nothing is worse than being forced awake by an annoying alarm clock in the morning.
I never feel better than when it is 5 am, and I can go back to sleep.
The most beautiful part of any day is always the morning.
I’m not a morning person; I’m a night person surrounded by morning people.
Wake up, it’s time to die.
My biggest fear is that I will wake up and not be tired one morning.
On the brighter side, my husband is finally becoming a morning person.
The most beautiful part of any day is always the morning.
When I wake up in the morning, I throw myself out of bed.
I have never met a happy morning person.
If you like mornings, you are among the few and the proud. The rest of us will have to suffer through them.
Most people wake up knowing that today will be a good day. I wake up with a sense that today is going to suck.
One thing that sucks about being a morning person is that everybody else just doesn’t get it.
Waking up early is like dying early. You get to do it so much sooner.
The most beautiful part of any day is the morning — except for all the other beautiful parts of the day.
If God had wanted you to be awake at six in the morning, He would have let you set your alarm clock.
I didn’t want to be a morning person, but my wife made me one.
The natural beauty of waking up early is that so many other people have already been awake for hours and can’t go back to sleep.
It’s not getting up that’s hard; it’s getting up after the alarm has gone off.
Waking up early is like dying early; you get to do it much sooner!
There are two types of people in the world: those who wake up in the morning and those who don’t.
More than half of my friends consider waking up late [going to bed before 10 pm] as one of their most significant flaws. I have no problems with that.
On the brighter side, my husband is finally becoming a morning person.
I’m the type of person who can’t get up in the mornings. I usually have to be dragged from my bed.
Funny Have a Great Day Quotes
It is hard to wake up in the morning and face another day of being late.
You know it’s going to be a great day when you wake up and don’t have to go to school or work.
Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
I have no idea why you’re awake in the morning. It’s a miracle you’re alive.
I can’t say if coffee is good or bad for you. But when I drink it, it doesn’t make me go back to sleep after drinking it.
Morning people are the only people who are awake. Where I come from, we don’t sleep in the morning.
Some people wake up happy. I get up and want to kill myself.
I try to get up early, but then I remember there’s a reason we don’t have wading pools in the lobby of my hotel.
Is it morning yet? Because for me, it’s always time for more sleep.
Morning people are irritating. We know you’re happy, now shut up.
I’d have been up at dawn if my eyes were more like overstuffed sausage links.
I wake up every morning at 7:30 and wonder if today is the day I should stop doing that.
Your alarm clock is an insult to your goals.
If God woke up and saw what I had done so far this morning, he’d kill himself to get back a few hours of sleep.
Happiness is a warm cup of unshaken coffee at about four in the morning.
It’s terrible to wake up and find that you are famous.
I hate it when people tell me that they will be awake early in the morning to get some sleep. If you’re awake early enough to get some sleep, then you don’t need to be awake early in the morning.
Get up now because today we have things to do.
The hardest thing in life is to get up in the morning. The rest of the day, you can do nothing but wake up. You have to work very hard.
I could if I had a dollar for every time I hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. Man, that’s a lot of money!
Getting up early is a sign of bad character.
Waking up without an alarm clock is like waking up without a jailer.
I can’t believe I fell asleep! Why didn’t I wake up five minutes sooner?
The difficulty is getting up early enough to do anything before noon.
I hear everybody else’s alarm go off, but I really can’t be bothered to switch mine on, so I just put it close to three in the morning.
You can’t get up only when you’re already standing up.
When I want to get up early in the morning, I must tell myself that there is no good reason to stay in bed.
There’s a world of difference between sleeping and waking. Those who try to occupy the territory will have a miserable time.
If you plan to get up early in the morning, give yourself some foreplay.
For me, sleeping in means not waking up at all.
If you wake up early and see the sun, think of me.
You know it’s going to be a great day when you wake up, look out your window, and see it’s raining.
I hear that waking up is hard to do. You have to get out of bed and go somewhere.
I can’t believe I slept in! It feels like I just closed my eyes.
It’s not easy to wake up on the wrong side of the bed.
If you’re going to remain awake, it’s easier for me if you go home.
The trouble with being drunk is that it makes you fall asleep when so many beautiful things happen.
Waking up early is like trying to awaken your body from being sedated for an operation.
When I wake up in the morning, I look at the clock and ask myself, ‘What time is it?’. Then I look at myself and ask, ‘What am I doing in bed?’
I need a good night’s sleep. All I got yesterday was a lousy afternoon.
Fun is when you learn how to do everything. That’s why so many people can get up early in the morning and do it again the next day.
May be there’s a God, or maybe He’s just a very sleepy man.
May be I’ll be lucky and find a genius in the morning.
No man can wake up before the morning. The night is his time to sleep.
You spend an hour or two choking down last night’s sloppy seconds, but life’s too short to sleep through the start of it.
There is no such thing as overnight success. So if you want it bad enough, you must get it.
The trouble with going to bed late is getting up early. You don’t have to go to bed early. All that you have to do is stay in bed and not sleep.
I guess that means if you spend a lot of time sleeping, you’re likely also to spend a lot of time awake.
The only bad thing about getting up early in the morning is that I’m not sleepy anymore.
Even if I had something better to do, there’s no way I’d get out of bed this early.
I can’t believe it. You’re up! You’re. You’re not making a joke, are you?
Some people say that sleeping is for the weak. But I say, ‘No, sleeping is for the strong.
Another problem about having an early alarm clock is that your alarm clock becomes your best friend.