Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband on Facebook

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It is your husband’s birthday, and you want to make sure he has a laugh! Celebrate your husband’s birthday by writing a funny message on his Facebook wall. These birthday wishes will make your husband laugh and feel loved on his special day. Here are some funny birthday wishes for husband that you can post on Facebook.

Funny Birthday Wishes for Husband on Facebook

Happy birthday to the man who makes me laugh every day, even when he doesn’t mean to! Love you, hubby!

Honey, today you are another year older, but still looking as handsome as ever. Just like that fine wine we have got hidden away. Cheers to you, birthday boy!

Happy birthday to the man who always keeps me on my toes (and sometimes on my head when we dance together)! Here is to another year of laughter, love, and the occasional stumble.

To my favorite couch potato: happy birthday! I hope this year brings you even more opportunities to lounge around in your pajamas and watch your favorite shows. Love you to the remote and back!

Happy birthday to my partner in crime, the one who never fails to make me smile (even when he is telling one of his dad jokes). Here is to many more adventures together, and to never outgrowing our silly side.

To the man who stole my heart and then refused to give it back, happy birthday! I hope this year brings you everything you have ever wanted (except maybe that motorbike you have been eyeing, because I am not ready to be a motorcycle widow just yet). Love you more than all the stars in the sky!

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite golfer! I hope your day is a hole in one and that you get to tee off with all your buddies.

Happy birthday to my partner in crime! May your day be filled with all the things that make you happy, including pizza, video games, and an endless supply of dad jokes.

Wishing a happy birthday to the guy who always keeps me on my toes! Here is to another year of adventures, misadventures, and everything in between.

Happy birthday to my best friend, partner, and the only person I know who can eat an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting! May your day be filled with all your favorite treats.

Wishing a happy birthday to the man who always knows how to make me smile, even on my worst days. Here is to another year of love, laughter, and terrible dance moves.

Happy birthday to my favorite bookworm! May your day be filled with all the best stories, characters, and plot twists.

Wishing a happy birthday to the guy who always knows how to fix things (including my heart)! May your day be filled with lots of tools, gadgets, and DIY projects.

Happy birthday to the guy who always keeps me grounded, even when I am flying high! May your day be filled with all your favorite things, including coffee, hiking, and long walks on the beach.

Wishing a happy birthday to my favorite superhero! You may not wear a cape, but you are always there to save the day when I need you. Here is to another year of being my knight in shining armor!

Happy birthday to my favorite coffee snob, the one who always knows how to make my mornings better (even when I am grumpy and caffeine deprived). Here is to another year of trying new blends, perfecting your latte art, and making our kitchen smell like heaven.

Happy birthday to my favorite husband (yes, you are the only one. for now! Wishing you a day full of laughter, cake, and questionable dance moves!

To my amazing husband – you might be one year closer to needing a walker, but you are also one year closer to enjoying those senior discounts! Happy birthday, love!

Hey hubby, remember that age is just a number. but then again, so is the speed limit! Slow down and enjoy your birthday, you wild man!

Happy birthday, my animated love! Let is celebrate with a big bowl of spinach and some classic Popeye style shenanigans!

To the bravest, silliest, and most lovable cartoon character I know, happy birthday! I promise to always be your loyal and mischievous sidekick!

I thought you couldn’t get any more animated, but now you are a real cartoon character! Happy birthday, honey! Let is go on an adventure with Scooby Doo and the gang!

Happy birthday to the wackiest and most unpredictable cartoon character I have ever met! Here is hoping we have many more years of chaos and fun together, just like Tom and Jerry!

It is not every day that I get to wish a happy birthday to my very own cartoon superhero! Keep fighting the good fight and making us all proud, just like Batman!

Happy birthday, my love! May your day be filled with lots of laughter, joy, and Bugs Bunny style tricks!

To the funniest and most charming cartoon character in town, happy birthday! I cannot wait to spend many more years with you, making silly faces and cracking silly jokes like Spongebob Squarepants!

Happy birthday to the father of my child! May you always be as energetic and enthusiastic as Tigger from Winnie the Pooh!

You might be a cartoon character now, but to me, you will always be the love of my life. Happy birthday, my darling! Let is make today as unforgettable as a Looney Tunes episode!

Happy birthday, my dear cartoon husband! May your day be as magical and adventurous as a Disney movie, and may we live happily ever after, just like Mickey and Minnie Mouse!

Happy birthday to my better half! Today, I promise to laugh at all your jokes, no matter how cheesy they are. Enjoy it while it lasts!

Honey, I hope your birthday is as happy as you make me when you do the dishes without being asked. Here is to a day full of surprises!

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to the man who stole my heart and somehow continues to find room for all my shoes! Love you to the moon and back, babe!

Happy birthday to my husband, who still manages to look dashing even with all those candles on the cake! May you forever defy the laws of aging!

Roses are red, violets are blue, today’s your birthday, and I love you, boo! Wishing you a day as silly and fun as this rhyme!

Happy birthday to my favorite arm candy! You are the perfect accessory to any outfit, and I am so lucky to have you by my side.

Wishing a very happy birthday to my partner in crime. Here is to another year of getting away with mischief and mayhem!

Happy birthday to my hot sauce! You add spice to my life in more ways than one. Love you to the moon and back.

Sending birthday wishes to my partner in grime. Can’t wait to make more messy memories with you this year!

Happy birthday to the man who stole my heart and never gave it back. Just kidding, I gave it to you will ingly. Love you to the moon and back.

To my loving husband on his birthday: I promise to love you more than coffee, but not until I have had my first cup. Cheers to another year of caffeine fueled adventures together!

Happy birthday to my partner in crime, who always makes me laugh even when I am about to cry. Love you more than pizza (and that is saying something!).

Wishing a very happy birthday to my better half. You are the peanut butter to my jelly, the milk to my cookies, and the ice to my cream. Love you more than words can say.

Happy birthday to my handsome hubby! You are the cheese to my macaroni, the cream to my coffee, and the yin to my yang. Love you more than life itself.

Sending birthday love and hugs to my partner in shenanigans. You are the Bert to my Ernie, the Batman to my Robin, and the ketchup to my fries. Love you to infinity and beyond!

Happy Birthday to the man who still makes me laugh after all these years! May your day be as hilarious as your jokes!

They say that laughter is the best medicine, so on your birthday, I prescribe lots of laughter and a giant dose of cake!

Happy Birthday to my partner in crime! I hope this year brings you lots of joy, laughter, and all the things that make you smile.

On your special day, I want you to know that you are the funniest guy I know, and I am lucky to have you as my husband. May your birthday be filled with lots of laughs and good times!

Happy Birthday to the man who never fails to put a smile on my face. Thank you for always being there for me and for being the best husband I could ask for!

Cheers to my favorite comedian, my loving husband, and my best friend! May your birthday be filled with lots of laughter, love, and joy.

Happy birthday to my partner in adventure, my fearless explorer, and the man who never asks for directions. May your sense of direction improve with age.

Happy birthday to the man who always makes me laugh, even when I am not in the mood. I hope this year you will get as many laughs as you give.

Another year older and still just as handsome as the day I met you. You must be aging like a fine wine or a really stinky cheese!

Happy birthday to the love of my life, who is not getting older, just closer to the grave. Kidding, you are still young at heart!

They say the older you get, the wiser you become. I guess that means you must be the wisest person I know, because you are ancient! Just kidding, happy birthday my love!

Happy birthday to the one who always has a joke to tell, a funny face to make, and a silly dance to do. You make life so much fun!

You know you are getting older when you start to appreciate a good pair of socks or a comfortable pair of shoes. But do not worry, I will still love you even if you start wearing a fanny pack!

Happy birthday to the man who is always been there for me, even when I am being a pain in the butt. I promise to be on my best behavior today!

Another year of being married to me. I mean, happy birthday! You are so lucky to have me as your wife!

Happy birthday to the man who can always make me laugh, even when I am feeling down. or when I am trying to be mad at him!

They say that laughter is the best medicine, so I hope this birthday is filled with more laughter than you can handle. and maybe a little bit of cake, too.

Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my best friend, and the only person I know who can make dad jokes sound cool.

Congratulations on surviving another year of my snoring! Here is to many more years of hearing me breathe heavily in your ear.

You may be getting older, but at least you are not as old as your favorite vinyl records. Happy birthday, music man!

Happy birthday to the king of dad bods and dad jokes! May your special day be filled with laughter, love, and lots of dad dancing.

They say that age is just a number, but in your case, it is a pretty high number. kind of like the price of your favorite scotch. Happy birthday, my love!

Here is to another year of laughter, love, and finding new and creative ways to annoy each other. Happy birthday, my partner in crime.

Happy birthday to the man who always knows how to make me smile, even on my worst days. You are my rock, my support system, and my favorite comedian.

They say that the best things in life are free, but in your case, the best things are your terrible puns and your contagious laughter. Happy birthday, my love!

Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my best friend, and the one who always knows how to make me laugh. I hope this year brings you even more reasons to smile!

Happy birthday to the one who is getting older but not necessarily wiser. I guess we will just have to keep working on that!

To my husband, the ultimate foodie, happy birthday! May your taste buds never get tired of exploring new flavors, and may your waistline always stay in check.

To the man who always makes me laugh, Happy Birthday! I hope this year brings you lots of happiness, success, and of course, plenty of laughs!

Wishing a Happy Birthday to the one who makes my heart skip a beat and my sides split with laughter. May your day be filled with love and lots of laughs!

Happy birthday to the man who still thinks he is in his prime. even though he needs his reading glasses to find his birthday cake!

You are not just my husband, you are also my partner in crime. especially when we are sneaking snacks after the kids go to bed. Happy birthday, my sweet accomplice!

To my favorite grumpy old man on his birthday: I hope you enjoy your cake, even if it is not as sweet as you used to be!

Happy birthday to the guy who always makes me laugh. even when he is being a total goofball. Thanks for keeping me on my toes, honey!

Happy birthday to my favorite person to annoy! I hope you have a day as wonderful as you are. which is to say, not very.

I know you are getting older, but let is be honest you were never really that young to begin with! Happy birthday to my timeless husband.

They say that age is just a number, but in your case, it is a pretty high number! Happy birthday, old man.

Congratulations on surviving another year of my craziness! Here is to many more years of putting up with my nonsense.

You may be getting older, but at least you are not as old as the dinosaurs! Happy birthday to my favorite fossil.

I hope your birthday is as fun and exciting as our marriage. which is to say, not very. Just kidding! I love you to the moon and back.

Happy birthday to the one person who always knows how to push my buttons. in a good way, of course. Here is to another year of driving each other crazy.

It is your birthday, so I won’t make any jokes about your receding hairline or expanding waistline. unless you want me to, of course!

Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my partner in love, and my partner in all things silly and ridiculous. I couldn’t ask for a better husband.

Here is to another year of marriage and all the joys that come with it the laughter, the tears, and of course, the occasional argument over whose turn it is to do the dishes. Happy birthday, my love!

I am so lucky to be married to a man who is not only smart, handsome, and charming, but also capable of fixing the leaky faucet. Happy birthday to my own personal superhero!

Hey birthday boy, do not worry about getting older. just think of it as leveling up in the game of life. And do not forget to use your wisdom points wisely!

To my dearest husband, on your special day: may your coffee be strong, your jokes be funny, and your hairline stay where it is (for now).

Happy birthday to the man who stole my heart. and then proceeded to leave his socks all over the house. Love you anyway, babe!

They say that with age comes wisdom, but I am not sure that applies to you, dear. After all, you married me! Happy birthday to my slightly clueless but always lovable husband.

On your birthday, my dear husband, I have just one wish for you: may your love for me never fade. even if your memory does. Just kidding! (Sort of.) Love you to the moon and back.

Happy Birthday to my favorite person to laugh with! Here is to another year of making memories and sharing plenty of laughs together.

Happy birthday to the man who is still young at heart, even though his hairline is receding faster than a glacier.

Congrats on surviving another year with me, dear husband. You deserve a medal or a straight jacket I haven’t decided which one yet!

Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my partner in love, and my partner in eating all the cake before I can have a slice!

Congratulations on another year of being my trophy husband. I promise I will dust you off and shine you up for the next year.

Happy birthday to the one person who truly understands my love for sleep, snacks, and Netflix marathons. I wouldn’t want to be lazy with anyone else.

They say age is just a number, but in your case, it is a really big number! Happy birthday, old man!

Congrats on another trip around the sun, husband. Don’t worry, I will still love you even if you are starting to look like a raisin.

Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my partner in love, and the one person who knows how to make me laugh until I cry. Thank you for being you!

Congrats on another year of being the most handsome man in the room. Just do not tell the other guys I said that!

Happy birthday to the one person who can make me forget about my problems, even if it is just for a little while. You are the best distraction a girl could ask for!

To my partner in laughter and in life, Happy Birthday! May your special day be filled with all the things that make you happy, and of course, plenty of laughs and good times!

On your special day, I want you to know that you are still the one who holds the key to my heart. (And I hope you do not lose it like you always do with your car keys!)

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