Eric Andre Quotes The Funniest Quotes

If you’re looking for a good laugh, look no further than Eric Andre. The comedian is known for his absurdist humor and often shocking behavior. Here are some of our favorite Eric Andre quotes. Find the best Eric Andre quotes that will make you laugh out loud. These quotes are from the popular American comedian, actor, and television host.

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“I’m not very good at improvising because I improvise too much.” – Eric Andre

“I didn’t do the show safe and sane. I did the show crazy and safe.” – Eric Andre

“We are friends that hate each other, and we know it, and then we hang out.” – Eric Andre

“If I could go back in time to any period, it would be the sixties, to just have a night with Jimi Hendrix.” – Eric Andre

“I like meeting people who have crazy ideas, who are intent on following through with these ideas. I think that’s awesome.” – Eric Andre

“The Internet is great for a lot of things. It’s not great for going on dates. There’s no way you could do a date on the Internet.” – Eric Andre

“I have a lot of respect for people who can make that transition from being a performer to becoming an executive producer or trying to get themselves signed with a label.” – Eric Andre

“I’m not saying I can’t keep it together for an hour. I’m doing it now.” – Eric Andre

“I don’t think anyone can permit you to be funny. You either have it, or you don’t.” – Eric Andre

“In comedy, you get punched in the face a lot, yet you keep returning for more. You’re getting kicked and you’re laying on the side of the road, but that’s your life, that’s your job.” – Eric Andre

“Sometimes I will get drunk and try to get girls’ numbers on the street, but it rarely works. Then I have to walk home.” – Eric Andre

“I’m always trying to be a little bit crazy with everything I do.” – Eric Andre

“I’ve been doing comedy for ten years and want to improve daily as a comedian. I just want to be better than I was the day before.” – Eric Andre

“Every week, I experiment with new stuff, ideas and breaking boundaries. There’s also a feeling of being a pioneer when you do that. You’re ahead of your time in a sense.” – Eric Andre

“Comedy is difficult to get into, but once you have it, it’s easy to stay interested in.” – Eric Andre

“I’m nervous before every show. Every show is a fight, but you can’t let that nervous energy distract you.” – Eric Andre

“I have a hard time watching myself on stage because I don’t really like any of my old material.” – Eric Andre

“I do see this being a long-term career for me. If you love what you’re doing, it doesn’t seem like work. It seems like fun.” – Eric Andre

“I’m addicted to cocaine. I can’t stop doing it. It’s not even that I’m a big cokehead. I do it every once in a while.” – Eric Andre

“I want to be involved in the creative process and make sure everything we shoot is okay with me first.” – Eric Andre

“I want to appear in four or five sketches weekly, but I don’t want to overdo it. There comes the point in comedy when you need rest, and I don’t want to be at that point.” – Eric Andre

“One of the things that interest me about comedy is its freedom. You have creative control. You’re in control at all times.” – Eric Andre

“My goals are to make this my full-time job and get an agent.” – Eric Andre

“I’m not a trained comedian, but I think that’s why I’m funny.” – Eric Andre

“I’m not a great-looking guy, which I think is important in comedy.” – Eric Andre

“I’m terrified of working with Jay Leno. I would rather die than work with Jay Leno. I think he’s a terrible person.” – Eric Andre

“I’ve been doing stand-up now for ten years. It’s kind of like an addiction for me. It’s pretty amazing. It’s a fun job.” – Eric Andre

“When I go on stage, I never know what’s going to happen. That makes it exciting for me.” – Eric Andre

“I always want my show to be better than the last one.” – Eric Andre

“I like doing comedy because you get instant gratification and that’s how I am out of work. I start a job and then get frustrated with it.” – Eric Andre

“Many people don’t believe in themselves, so they give up very easily. You have to believe in yourself and not listen to other people.” – Eric Andre

“You can become a better comedian, but you can’t become a funnier person.” – Eric Andre

“I always think that any joke that I tell has the potential to be one of the funniest things ever told.” – Eric Andre

“I love doing stuff on the fly. I’m terrible at rehearsing stuff and doing it over and over again.” – Eric Andre

“I like doing different things, but I’m not trying to do other things. I want to be known for my unique style.” – Eric Andre

“Truthfully, this show is hard. Normally I can go and grab a friend or two and go out and do improv together. With this show, I feel alone all the time.” – Eric Andre

“I think that makes the show different from other sketch shows. I feel like I can make something that’s completely different and new every week.” – Eric Andre

“I don’t think you can fake being a stand-up comic. It has to come out of you naturally.” – Eric Andre

“You’d be surprised how much people hate me, but I’m not a defensive person.” – Eric Andre

“I want to stay with this show until I make it into the realm of the greats.” – Eric Andre

“I definitely have no hatred for any other comedians. I think that’s the wrong way to be. We’re all just trying to make people laugh, that’s it.” – Eric Andre

“I like being an angry comic. I think an angry comic is a successful comedy comic.” – Eric Andre

“My favorite comedians are Steve Martin, George Carlin and Bill Hicks. If they could do it, so can I.” – Eric Andre

“In the early days, you have to learn how to go up there and be funny. I already have my style down.” – Eric Andre

“I feel like everyone’s out there trying to get famous and rich, but no one’s really into comedy.” – Eric Andre

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“It’s the most fun thing in the world. You’re never going to get rich, but it can be a steady job for you.” – Eric Andre

“It’s an undiscovered thing. It doesn’t seem like anyone else is doing anything like it.” – Eric Andre

“I think I was born funny.” – Eric Andre

“My dream is to get on ‘Regis and Kelly’ and be a guest on the show. That’s my dream. That’s what I want to do.” – Eric Andre

“I’ve been mistaken for every single person in the world at this point.” – Eric Andre

“People are usually pretty nice if you are honest with them and try not to hurt their feelings.” – Eric Andre

“I like doing anything new. Anything different. I like playing around with different characters.” – Eric Andre

“My goal is to be on Letterman at some point in my career.” – Eric Andre

“My mom is an opera singer back in Montreal and she had a show there called ‘Night of the Opera,’ which was quite successful, so she had quite a following there.” – Eric Andre

“I think honesty is the best policy. Sometimes I’ll have a bad show. It happens, but I’m not going to pretend that it doesn’t happen.” – Eric Andre

“You have to say what you feel and what you think and not hold anything back.” – Eric Andre

“I get so excited about stuff that I can’t sleep at night. If something’s really great or terrible, it does affect me emotionally.” – Eric Andre

“I think people are going to be surprised to hear that I’m a lovely guy.” – Eric Andre

“I don’t do drugs anymore. The last time I did drugs was at a party a few months ago. I did ecstasy and it wasn’t even that good.” – Eric Andre

“I like to write down all my ideas. Sometimes I’ll be in the shower and say, ‘oh, that’d be funny.’ If it’s not, then I’ll forget about it.” – Eric Andre

“I have so many choices as to what my next job could be and I don’t know if there’s anything better than that.” – Eric Andre

“I’ve been rejected from everything from Nickelodeon to direct-to-video movies.” – Eric Andre

“I want to do something for the art of it. I don’t want to just do it for money or fame.” – Eric Andre

“I think that’s how you start to learn. Then you keep what you’ve learned and try to improve on it.” – Eric Andre

“I do comedy mainly because I love it. You can do anything, but you have to love it.” – Eric Andre

“I like doing stuff that other people wouldn’t think of doing. I remember doing something one time and everyone was like, ‘whoa, that’s really interesting.'” – Eric Andre

“I’m from Montreal and this whole thing started in Montreal and the Montreal comedy scene is so great. That’s really where I started doing comedy.” – Eric Andre

“Sometimes I think my brain is broken from all the mental masturbation that goes on onstage, which kind of informs your humor, so some of it has been warped.” – Eric Andre

“I’m comfortable being hated. The more hated, the better.” – Eric Andre

“To me, the idea of comedy is just to do what you do and don’t apologize for it.” – Eric Andre

“My comedy is like a net in a way. I throw it out there and try to snag desperation, angst, and loneliness. Those are the things that make people funny.” – Eric Andre

“I have been on fire in some of my sets. I’ve been on fire and I’ve failed miserably in others. The times I’ve been on fire are the best.” – Eric Andre

“I’m not an angry comedian, but I think my comedy is angry. I like to express that in a comedic way.” – Eric Andre

“Comedians who talk about their family like it’s awesome… it’s like, oh great. You’re a pill addict who has three kids. That’s fantastic!” – Eric Andre

“My favorite comedy used to be Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Cosby. They were funny dudes. I dug those guys.” – Eric Andre

“My father is the greatest man alive. He taught me everything I know to do.” – Eric Andre

“Comedy’s one of the only places where you can still be an honest person. You can be honest and people will think you’re funny because of all the bullshit that happens in our everyday lives.” – Eric Andre

“People should feel free to hang out with me. I don’t care if they’re not funny or not a good person, as long as they don’t like my jokes.” – Eric Andre

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“The people I want to hang out with are funny people who are also good people.” – Eric Andre

“I’m not a comedian who talks about his life experiences or struggles. I just talk about what interests me at the moment.” – Eric Andre

“People are looking to get their hopes up on stage. This is where self-esteem comes in.” – Eric Andre

“My father died when I was nine. He was sick for a long time. I was there a lot. It was an unfortunate thing, but I think I got something out of it.” – Eric Andre

“But that’s the beauty of human beings. You can never predict what’s going to make you laugh.” – Eric Andre

“For me, the idea of comedy is to do what you do and don’t apologize for it. I think that’s where a lot of the great comedy comes in.” – Eric Andre

“I was always kind of a quiet kid, and I always had these funny ideas and things that I was scared to say.” – Eric Andre

“I have to keep it clean regarding stuff that I say onstage. That doesn’t mean I don’t offend people and speak on certain things in my life. It’s just not okay for me to do that on stage.” – Eric Andre

“I don’t think I’m a terrible person. I think people are susceptible and they take things that don’t need to be said that way.” – Eric Andre

“The purpose of comedy is to make you laugh. If you’re laughing, the job’s done. If you’re not laughing, it’s not funny and then you start doing it over again.” – Eric Andre

“My comedy is like a net in a way. It’s like I throw it out there and hope I catch desperation, angst, and loneliness. Those are the things that make people laugh.” – Eric Andre

“I try to stay away from my family because I’m an introvert and naturally shy.” – Eric Andre

“My father is the greatest man alive. He taught me everything I know to do.” – Eric Andre

“It’s been a love-hate thing with comedy. I’ve had good times and bad times, but it’s always been in the back of my head.” – Eric Andre

“You know something is a hit comedically if you can just call up one of your friends and belt out a line from the show and you both start laughing.” – Eric Andre

“The reason I write my own material is that I want it to be very personal.” – Eric Andre

“I think if the joke is in good taste – it’s a good joke.” – Eric Andre

“I have this theory that if you love someone, you should just hug them and tell them”; “I love you.”  It’s a lot simpler than what people think.” – Eric Andre

“I’m not going to shy away from anything in my comedy because I’m looking for stuff that people can relate to.” – Eric Andre

“When I run across something relevant to me, I try to talk about it in a way where I think it’s funny. That’s what drives me to write.” – Eric Andre

“I write about people in my life, family, friends… it’s all stuff that I’m interested in.” – Eric Andre

“I think people should feel free to hang out with me. I don’t care if they’re not funny or not a good person, as long as they don’t like my jokes.” – Eric Andre

“I’ve always been timid. At an early age, I didn’t even want to be made fun of by kids. That scared the shit out of me.” – Eric Andre

“I think comedy is a very over-analyzed thing. It’s always been a little taboo for me to talk about myself.” – Eric Andre

“People are looking to get their hopes up on stage. This is where self-esteem comes in.” – Eric Andre

“Comedy’s one of the only places where you can still be an honest person.” – Eric Andre