Looking for a little humor to help you get through the winter months? It might be cold outside, but these cold puns will definitely keep you warm! From snow puns to ice puns, we’ve got the best puns to help you get through winter. Check out our collection of cold puns to keep you warm this winter!
Cold Puns
What do snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.
Why did the snowman bring a broom? To sweep away his frosty problems.
How do you organize a space-themed winter party? You “planet” in advance!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
Why did the bicycle stand outside in the winter? Because it was two-tired to come inside.
What do you call a snowstorm with a great personality? Snow-mazing!
Why did the snowflake break up with the icicle? It found someone cooler.
How do you catch a squirrel in the winter? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman? “Do you smell carrots?”
What is a snowman’s favorite Mexican dish? Brrr-itos!
Why do not scientists trust atoms in the winter? Because they make up everything—except warm weather!
What do you call a snowman party that got out of hand? Snowball.
How does a snowman get around? By riding an “icicle”!
What did the Arctic tern say to the bartender? “I’ll have a cold one.”
Why did the snowman call a lawyer? He wanted to protect his “melts” and assets.
What is a polar bear’s favorite meal? Ice-burgers with chilli sauce!
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? An “ice”-skater!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots? He was picking his nose.
What did the winter hat say to the scarf? “You hang around, I’ll go on ahead!”
Why did the snowman bring a map to the barbecue? Because he wanted to “get grilled”!
Why did the snowman always carry a scarf? Because it had a frosty neck!
What is a snowflake is favorite dance move? The chilly-chill twirl!
How do snowmen travel around? By riding the “chill” train!
Why did the snowball go to therapy? It had too many issues to roll with!
What do you call a snowman’s autobiography? “Frost Impressions.”
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Why did the snowman turn red? It saw the snowblower and got embarrassed!
Cold Pick Up Lines
What do you call a frozen vegetable? Fro-zen!
Why did the snowman refuse to jump? It had cold feet!
What did the snow say to the road? “I’ll catch you on the flip slide!”
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An “abdominal snowman”!
How do you stay warm in a cold room? You go to the “corn-er”!
Why did the snowman start a band? It heard it could make some “cool” music!
What did the snowflake say to the ground? “Catch me if you can!”
Why was the snowman rummaging through the freezer? It lost its “cool”!
What do you call a snowman with a dog? A “chilly” friend!
How do you make an ice cream float? Add some cold weather and a snowflake!
Why did the snowman go to school? It wanted to improve its “chilling” skills!
What did one icicle say to the other? “I’m feeling a bit ‘icy-cial’ today!”
How do you organize a snowball competition? You just “roll” with it!
Why did the snowman call the police? It got “mugged” by a warm breeze!
Brrr-illiant Discovery: Did you hear about the scientist who found the secret to staying warm? He cracked the “cozy-nzyme” code!
Iced Coffee Woes: My iced coffee turned into a cold brew without my permission. Talk about a chilly takeover!
Snow Business Plan: I tried to start a business selling snow, but I quickly realized it was just a “flakey” idea.
Cool Convo Starter: Want to break the ice at a party? Just ask if anyone is had a snowball fight with their laundry pile!
Chillaxation Technique: They say meditation is the key to inner peace, but have you tried meditating with an ice cream cone? It is “cone-nival.”
The Art of Cold-Calling: I asked the snowman for his phone number, but he said he is all “frozen” up on socializing.
Polar Party Trick: How does a snowman greet his friends? With a “frost-bump” of course!
Winter Workout Woes: My winter exercise routine mainly involves shivering. It is the ultimate “shake” weight workout!
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Frosty Fashionista: I bought a jacket made of snowflakes, but it was see-through. I guess it is more of a “sheer delight” than practical.
Snowflake Identity Crisis: Snowflakes are like people – unique and fragile. But at least we do not melt into a puddle when we meet someone new!
Snowboard Meetings: Why did the snowman start a snowboarding club? He wanted to create a “slope-y” environment for everyone.
Cold Jokes
Chilly Keyboard: My computer’s been acting up in the cold. I guess it caught a case of the “frozen keyboard syndrome”!
Snowy Wisdom: If snowmen knew how to meditate, they’d probably melt away their problems, one “om” at a time.
Winter Gardening Woes: I tried to plant an icicle. Guess what? Nothing “grew” on me except frostbite.
Snowball Diplomacy: The best way to solve conflicts? Snowball fights! They are like diplomacy, but more “flurry-ous.”
Arctic Appetite: I ate an entire ice cream tub during winter. It is called “insulated snacking” – do not judge!
Icy Inventions: Someone needs to invent a heated snow shovel. Until then, I’ll just stick to my “icy-hot” moves.
Winter Romance: Trying to find love in the cold is like trying to find a needle in a stack of mittens. Tricky, but “glove”-ly.
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Frosty Fortune Teller: I asked the snow globe about my future, but all it said was, “Outlook hazy, try again after I thaw.”
Snowy Nightmares: I dreamed I was trapped in a snow globe. Waking up, I realized my life is just as “shaken”!
